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Definition:

Guy who buys prostitutes 24-7!

Colloquialism:

Was at the Cosmo Hotel last week and saw Hook Master Flex at the Chandelier Bar simpin' with Final Slut Pro! Yesterday, saw Hook Master Flex thirsty at the Aria.

by No Hymen; No Diamond 4 December, 2025

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Definition:

When certain entitled black folks think they first when they are just a bunch of FOB's!

Colloquialism:

Back of the line Rosa Darks! The last shall be first so quit cutting the qeue line. We are not on the same level. Don't think Rosa Darks got me fooled. Fobulater!

by Qeue Cutters! 12 July, 2023

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Definition:

Hundred Dollar Bill

Colloquialism:

Was in Houston and asked for a Texas Ten at the Bank of Houston.

by Port Arthur 16 June, 2024

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Definition:

Self-Employment Tax in a LLC that is set at 15.3%.

Colloquialism:

Just run your LLC with S Corp so you don't have to deal with the effin' FICA Tax.

by Smarty Pants 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

Colloquialism:

Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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Definition:

Women that wear wigs.

Colloquialism:

Is your hair real or is dat a Wiggy babe? Hey Wiggy, how's your day?

by Wigwam 13 August, 2024

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Definition:

High crime area Lauderhill in Ft. Lauderjail.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I drove through Lauderkill and seems like people is always fightin' in de streets. You want watermelon and biscuits lets chow down at the park in Lauderkill.

by Tamiami 9 May, 2025

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Definition:

Old women

Colloquialism:

Vivica A. Fox is the definition of Old Carp tryna ack like a sprat.

by King Fisher 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

Colloquialism:

The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Someone that wants you but you don't want them.

Colloquialism:

She's an Unwanter wishing I like, but I never will, take a hike.

by Tryon Park 9 January, 2025

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