Definition:
Serial Killer Mexican-American
Colloquialism:
Aurora "Michael" needs to stop killing desperate old men looking for love. Extradite that bitch!
by Love Scam 24 February, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Getting ripped off by Egyptian middle men tour guides in Cairo.
Colloquialism:
Oh guess who showed up, "Ali." "I guess you're my tour guide! Okay take my money now." Damn, I got gypt by Ali in Heliopolis last week in Cairo. Guy was asking for bus money, kid money, aunt's in hospital money, and food money!
by Sucks To Be You 7 September, 2023
Definition:
The act of reading someone's messages, but not responding to the person via a text message, voice note, or call.
Colloquialism:
Hey Mac, why you Blue Ticking me!
by pronob sarker 5 July, 2023
Definition:
Delusional women who got botox the first time thinking it would make them beautiful, and now they claim they are not being fake but original.
Colloquialism:
Botox Barbie so fake. Now, she thinks she is original. Botox Barbie is one fuckin' dumbass. Avoid.
by Loops 21 July, 2025
Definition:
The Pharaoh who tells you to shut up!
Colloquialism:
"I'm Pharaoh Shotep and yall need to shut the f up!" Just do what I say! I'm Pharaoh Shotep, now shut up! Make more bricks! Build me my pyramid. Let's go Pithom and Ramses; you're weaklings! You are not leaving Egypt! No fucking way!
by Kmat 13 December, 2023
Definition:
The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.
Colloquialism:
I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.
by Fatlete 30 July, 2023
Definition:
Atrocius experiences at airports, delays, cancellations, no vouchers.
Colloquialism:
Oh my goodness what do we got here? My flight was cancelled and I just waited nearly 7 hours while it was delayed. What an effing Flightmare! Flight U! WTF = What the flight? You can fight it or flight it, but I'm done with the Flightmare!
by Tarded Airports 8 May, 2025
Definition:
The sex highway, time to ride a new pony, have sex with a girl.
Colloquialism:
Take a ride on The Bony Express!
by Boneriffic 27 June, 2023
Definition:
A saying that means "No Jeets Allowed."
Colloquialism:
Well, I see in Canada in the town of Leaveland the Indians got a ball club like the movie Hook and Deeraq Jeeter is starring for the Leaveland Indians. Time to get deported, leave, kicked out, and never return again you undesireable maggot turds. What's the worst team in Canadian Baseball? The Leaveland Indians!
by Everybody Hate A Fuckin' Jeetrabistani 17 September, 2026
