Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Subway workers

Colloquialism:

Hey, I'm a Sandwich Artist. I craft Subway sandwiches!

by BMT 26 July, 2024

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Fake Harlots

Colloquialism:

Harlotans only dress like harlots, but they don't put out! I don't want Harlotans, too prude for me. Either give me the real thing (Harlot) or nothing at all.

by Harlots Web 5 June, 2025

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People that can't do it even if they wanted to. Not capable.

Colloquialism:

She's an Incapables. Can't do it.

by Fabi 19 August, 2024

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Backwards, ghetto, poor, and dirty.

Colloquialism:

Hot damn, It's So Third World! I just can't believe it, how did America get so third world?

by What Happened to My Country? 23 July, 2023

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Fans who panic when they meet legitimate stars.

Colloquialism:

Fanicans scare the Bejesus out of me. Fanicans panickin' when they say me.

by Super Cool 27 January, 2026

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Some weirdo who has the name Beckham and Victoria in their name.

Colloquialism:

Parents named her after Posh and Becks! What a fucking mistake?

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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The awkward guys who wear swim fins in public swimming pools.

Colloquialism:

Scene out of movie but nah for real I saw a "Swim Finner pool swimmer" dude at my resort condominium pool.

by Unbelievably True 1 September, 2023

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A terrible white basketball player who sucks, but made it to the NBA because Daddy Long Legs is a Walton.

Colloquialism:

There's Puke Walton sucking again on the court for LA. He should stick to coaching, because boy does he suck at playing basketball. The problem is he sucks at coaching as well. What do Hunter Biden and Puke Walton have in common? Dad can get them a job.

by pronob sarker 3 July, 2023

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From the movie "Aladdin." What guys do to impress women.

Colloquialism:

Hey Jazmine, I got a Bentley, a Mansion, and a Yacht, so you down for the Magic Carpet Ride? In the UAE, hot Somali bitches gone to the Gulf on the Magic Carpet Ride for sightseeing the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Fountain, and Palm Jumeirah.

by Fatima 5 August, 2024

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Just an expression when something bad might happen like when a glass falls.

Colloquialism:

An expression I use when everything kind of feels like Dang. Lol

by Nice Guy 10 October, 2025

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