When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.
I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.
by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025
The Ugly Hindu Shortstop who plays for the Fly Slop Yankees in the Stinky Tunnel World Series of Shit - Game 7 of absolute buttfunk.
Well if it ain't Parekh Jeeter stankifying his uniform, the stadium, the batting cage, the dugout, and basepaths with all that Sikh Punjabi aromatic fragrance.
by Barbarian Body Oil 14 November, 2025
Selling dreams untrue, securing the bag, getting out of dodge, and buying property with money on a plush island resort.
I've already got a plush beachfront penthouse on a Brazilian beach with butt ass mulatas livin' Absconder's Paradise like the Coolie Mac that I am.
by Ocean's 14 4 January, 2025
Using sensitive material and blackmailing a person for a ransom or compensation.
Sextortion scams are up these days.
by Scamateur 5 November, 2024
A fake religion started by the white cult leader Joseph Smith.
Nope, not into Nephi, Book of Poorman, Poormanism cult, spirit children, and all the lies of the LDS.
by Bank of Utah 10 September, 2024
A rich mixed chick from Lake Oswego
Mandy Bright's pop be knowing MJ like it's a Nike Deal.
by Lake No Negro 30 June, 2023
The intoxicating delusion that unbelieving white crackas drink believing in UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, and sun tan lotion.
White people be on that Cracka-Cola shit with all their new Crackisms.
by Crackisms 11 September, 2023
Business consultants that accrue large fees for little or no work.
Insultants make a shit load of money, but really not any good at their job.
by Plutus 11 August, 2024
31 flavors of gorgeous beauty
Was in Brazil and saw the buffet of Assin' Robbins! Pure delish.
by Chocolatier 1 July, 2024
