Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Baseball term: Batting .200 or less. Basically, you are having a sucky season. You probably will be benched or go on assignment for hitting so poorly.

Colloquialism:

Jackson Hammond is hitting below the Mendoza Line, he's due for assignment.

by Liner Mendoza 27 July, 2023

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King of Frauds. Top level fraud. Also a play on words concerning the Rodney King beating in the 1990's depicting police brutality at its worse.

Colloquialism:

So who wins the Fraudney King award this year for beating all the suckers into Scammer's Paradise? Nigga, dat Fraudney King stole my 500 dollars selling me a fake Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra from Temu and Offer Up. I'm going to create an online fraud watch company called Fraudney King!

by Victim 24 July, 2024

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All those terrible business arrangements that mess up your finances.

Colloquialism:

I'm about Blessings from Above, not Lessings From Below! Dem heathens got Lessings From Below!

by Net Neutrality 2 December, 2023

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Arab People

Colloquialism:

I only got one word: Rabs! Oh no, dere goes dem Moslems slimming the world with more false religion.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Ohio State QB with a major gambling addiction and incarceration.

Colloquialism:

So you won the first time, don't do an Art Schlicter and waste your millions on a gambling addiction and go to jail for it.

by Anita Barney 31 January, 2025

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Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

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Games of chance with no shot of winning.

Colloquialism:

And there's anotha sucka takin' a spin on the Wheel of Poortune going for broke on a double up joke.

by I'm Gonna Git You Sucka 9 August, 2024

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Mafuckas from shame cultures that create a stumbling block in the Christian's life to feel bad about your awesome life.

Colloquialism:

Shamers like Judas Khanna is the whole fuckin' problem in the world, tryna make me feel bad for my entire life's greatness. Fuck you Shamers!

by Ungrateful Dead 5 June, 2024

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When an athlete commits such a heinous act they go to jail for their crime.

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There's the Wander dude, wandering with underagers! Used to play baseball now that nigga's playin' Jailball!

by Mr. Quids 17 August, 2023

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Losers that claim to know everything about life, but want to charge you money for services that don't work.

Colloquialism:

Life Coach asked me to divorce my husband. What was I thinking? Why am I consulting someone who is not my husband? Yall niggas don't need a Life Coach, yall need to read the Bible. Talk wit your Pastor. Life Coach my ass!

by Therapy Didn't Work 2 October, 2023

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