Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

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Liberal Demorat loser female politicians that oppose male hegemony, advocated for climate change, and are the gross opposition.

Colloquialism:

The Squad sounds more like Ben-Hadad.

by Hezekiah 25 October, 2023

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Skilled at losing.

Colloquialism:

They lack ability, not good at winning, talented in Losability.

by Unwinning 7 April, 2025

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Terrible Hindians!

Colloquialism:

Fuckin' Harold and Kumars at the Jeet Party. Void the Jeets. No more Kumars!

by Jeet Beat 10 June, 2026

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Someone who desperately wants to be an entrepreneur but doesn't have what it takes.

Colloquialism:

I see'em all da time, the Wantrepreneurs who never do enough to get there business in the winners circle because they want it, but they can't get it.

by Noppin 28 August, 2024

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A coy way of saying, "you don't know me."

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Quienes usted? Jew don't know me! Who are you? Jew don't know me the Puerto Rican guy said.

by Jewy 13 July, 2023

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False prophecies; false prophets.

Colloquialism:

Meh not sho wat dat mon sayin' but he speakin frum de Unholy Lible, readin" straight frum Rebelations 6:66.

by Unprophetic Speakers 28 August, 2025

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False hope ideology rooted in New Age that only produces more losers preaching karmic imprint, fake compassion, and positive thinking will solve life's greatest problems without repentance in Jesus Christ, Biblical soteriology, and holistic properties of the healing Word of Scripture.

Colloquialism:

Without actionable steps and commercializing "The Secret," someone is getting rich and it ain't you. I got a secret, but if I tole' you it wouldn't be a secret! Personal reality shifting does not change the reality of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

by Seven Years in Tibet 6 February, 2025

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Freedom From Religion Foundation

Colloquialism:

Dan Barker and FFRF can go fuck themselves! Fuck yall. Spiritual slaves! Yall can suck the sweat from my balls.

by Sweat From My Ballz 14 February, 2024

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The fake fortune tellers who read demonic tarot cards and perform occultic practices to steal money from their targets.

Colloquialism:

Poortune Sellers be making the dumb asses who use them broker and even more desperately lost. Damn Poortune Sellers lying teeth and selling future scams.

by Fake Lies 29 July, 2023

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