Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Only the most talented and baddest guy in Brazil. A man with exceptional ability, network, and contacts to make anything, everything, all things happen in Rio de Janeiro.

Colloquialism:

Yo King Doctor Solutions is the real! That Guy is the sex doctor. The love doctor. The immigration doctor. The real estate doctor. The tourism doctor. He's tha King!

by Carib Coolie Star 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Super high profile attorney that has represented well known celebrities over her career.

Colloquialism:

There's not much more to say but get Gloria Allred if you want instill fear in your opposition.

by OJ Simpson 12 November, 2024

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Definition:

Late night at the center of town or a scary part of the city where it is low lit.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm in Central Dark right now, walkin' fast, and avoiding the muggers here in Bogota.

by Bippin' 3 August, 2024

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Definition:

Women who cry to get what they want.

Colloquialism:

Watch out for the Waterworks show because the spigot will turn on when she doesn't get what she wants. Utility bill gettin expensive. Never give into the Waterworks. Cry me a river, bitch! Water doesn't work, in this case.

by Flatina 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

Annoying and intrusive messages that suggest and invade your privacy.

Colloquialism:

Yup, got another Text Ad! Now, you're blocked. Get the fuck off my phone you undeserving minion bot.

by Botony 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

Florida slang - to park far away. The Goofy parking lot is the farthest lot at Walt Disney World.

Colloquialism:

Ron had to Park In Goofy. Long tram ride.

by Goof Troop 9 June, 2024

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Definition:

Fake story that Adam had a second wife named Lilith.

Colloquialism:

The polyamorists claim the Lilith Myth is true. Not even close.

by Unbiblicals 18 January, 2026

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Definition:

A creole way of saying "F U."

Colloquialism:

Fug You!

by Duck That 4 July, 2024

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Definition:

The toastmaster of a comedic roast.

Colloquialism:

The MC for the roast is the Roastmaster himself Mr. Jocular Mock.

by Roasterizing 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

The size of one's attic or how much a person is willing to tolerate, or even what the sanitary statistics provide for city waste.

Colloquialism:

What's the Crapacity for your attic? My Crapacity is tolerating no shit. What's the Crapacity Index for the city waste?

by Flux Crapacitor 26 July, 2024

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