Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Doesn't add to success. Subtraction.

Colloquialism:

What is Girl Math? A woman who has no clue how to do accounting nor can she obey. Negative bank balance, negative net worth; all negatives no positives.

by Division 24 January, 2025

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Definition:

Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

The weird way that foreigners pronounce and spell Snoop Dogg.

Colloquialism:

It's Snoop Dogg! Not with an "E" ending nor the letter "Y" added unless you really want to Snoop Doggy it with me!

by Snoop Loops 22 January, 2024

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Definition:

The toastmaster of a comedic roast.

Colloquialism:

The MC for the roast is the Roastmaster himself Mr. Jocular Mock.

by Roasterizing 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

The way Dominicans say New York Yankees.

Colloquialism:

Yankee lose! Jew York Jankees es mi favorita equipe. No me gusta Mets.

by Juan Soto 16 November, 2025

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Definition:

Hadji in the cartoon Jonny Quest.

Colloquialism:

Actually like Hadji, always be saving Jonny Quest like the Turban Man he is. Turban Man to the rescue!

by Hadji 13 October, 2024

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Definition:

Incredibly old jealous broads past the age of 40 that hate the fact that Superstar Peacock dates 21 to 29 year old gorgeous women on a regular basis.

Colloquialism:

Hahaha, desperado bitches be complaining about my 21 year old gorgeous hottie. Sucks to be you, you old Desperados! Desperados always be angry for no good reason.

by Superstar Peacock 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

The guy who is the definition of being "That Guy." The weirdo. The loser. The statistic.

Colloquialism:

Human traffickers are evil. I definitely don't want to be "That Guy."

by Inhumanity 21 July, 2023

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Definition:

A fat Italian immigrant who does not have his citizenship.

Colloquialism:

“That Bernard talks a lot of shit, but it doesn’t matter, he can’t vote anyways.” He’s a Bernard.

by Bernard 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

The science of getting an erection.

Colloquialism:

I was at the Hardiology department and they prescribed me Mambo! Hahaha.

by Lou Bega 27 June, 2024

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