Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Viral pro-Trump conspiracy.

Colloquialism:

Whitetronics be trying to confused everyone with more stupidity from QAnon.

by Ben Crump 7 September, 2023

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Super hot chick.

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Shagged me a Baddie bro! Was a Baddie all night long!

by Baddie Baller 26 June, 2023

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A baseball team that only loses.

Colloquialism:

Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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Crazy white kid that got radicalized by liberal leftist university mumbo jumbo crap and decided to murder people.

Colloquialism:

Die-ler Robinson is a white terrorist. White terrorism is a real thing perpetrated by the unibomber, and Die-ler Robinson.

by Charlie Kirk 14 September, 2025

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Canadians

Colloquialism:

I would run for President of Cortes Condos and keep you John Cabot's in check, but that means I'd have to argue with people that never mattered in society, and I don't have enough bandwidth for unwinners. So I'll let you John Cabot's run Cortes Condos into the ground with more mismanagement and argue about the most trivial of things. Look mom, it's those John Cabot's!

by El Presidente 20 August, 2026

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When married persons cheat with communicative intent so it is not considered an outright affair.

Colloquialism:

Hey wife, pick a day on the calendar I can have my Annual Cheat Out. "Ok, June 2nd." Pick my day hubby. "Babe, you can have November 5th." Perfect. Why does it have to be an affair, if it's my annual cheat day? Sex is not love.

by Once a Year! 11 February, 2025

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Divorced.

Colloquialism:

Married people have that Typocritical view on the Vorced. Judmentalism.

by Samaritan Woman 30 October, 2024

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Any crazy haole who lives in hawaii and destroys a landlord's property.

Colloquialism:

Wow, annoying! Dog Bowers destroyed my condo in mexico. How do vandalism, mischievous conduct, and negligence account for breaking the law, Dog Bowers? Beavis and butt head can't save you breakin' the law, Dog Bowers! i'm stuck with Dog Bowers kind of renters.

by Haole Hourly 17 December, 2025

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The guy that stays at home and does whatever he can to please his overbearing wife.

Colloquialism:

She got herself a Simp Daddy. Last thing I want to be is a Simp Daddy. I ain't no Simp Daddy. I'm da Pimp Daddy and my daughter's virginity is for sale at 3 million bucks when she turns 21.

by Daddy Simp 27 February, 2025

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The only Indian QB in the NFL.

Colloquialism:

Boi Russell Wilson look like a Coolie wit dat good hair. Ciara be loving that Indian QB Russell Wilson.

by Ciara Luv 18 January, 2024

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