Definition:
People that can't do it even if they wanted to. Not capable.
Colloquialism:
She's an Incapables. Can't do it.
by Fabi 19 August, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Fired New York school teacher claiming to be a Yankee Scout in Colombia.
Colloquialism:
Hi, I'm Scam McFalse! I claim to be hired by the Yankees as an international scout when in reality I'm running from an arrest warrant from Westchester. I'm Scam McFalse. I make violent threats everywhere I go, use racial slurs, and chase people with baseball bats because I'm a psychopath.
by Misdemeanor 2 Felony! 12 April, 2026
Definition:
The local boyfriend from the neighborhood who is fine with his woman making money from the richer guys in town.
Colloquialism:
Liseth has a Barrio Novio, but tonight's my night with her. No big deal.
by Medellin 4 June, 2024
Definition:
The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.
Colloquialism:
So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!
by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023
Definition:
The sound of sucking dick.
Colloquialism:
Better do the Gluck Gluck if you want to get Guy Superhero.
by Maximum Positions 15 July, 2025
Definition:
Fat people that think they are attractive when they are actually fat.
Colloquialism:
Queen Latifah is definitely Fatractive. Everytime I walk the Vegas Strip I see all women dressed nice, but the problem is they Fatractive.
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
Definition:
Writing or speaking vernacular like the author Mark Twain.
Colloquialism:
He Twain' wit da best of'em. I not Twain'; this my local tongue.
by Horonto Blue Jays 21 January, 2026
Definition:
Baseball term. The way they say home run in Latin America.
Colloquialism:
Caminero hit a towering Jonron over centerfield! Jonron sounds like two first names in one name. That's a JonRon!
by World Baseball Classic 7 March, 2026
