Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Old white hag plus fifty with their sponsor.

Colloquialism:

Saw me a Jeet with his Ole White Wench at the Italian American Club restaurant. Hard to look at.

by Minestroni 30 May, 2026

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Definition:

People who don't know how the world works.

Colloquialism:

Unprofessionals suck up my time, and add no value whatsoever.

by Angry Hippo 2 August, 2024

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The crazy woman who sent 159,000 texts to a guy after their first date.

Colloquialism:

Texter Sexter went to court. Her eyes look crazy. Talk about the effort. Real bad girl game 159,000 texts! Craziness.

by Needy Greedy Insane 1 February, 2025

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When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.

Colloquialism:

Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.

by Living Single 27 September, 2023

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The funny name of a real neighborhood in the city of Pune, India.

Colloquialism:

I don't know what to say? Pimple Saudagar is a real name. I found the city of Pimple Saudagar on an internet search while doing research on Malik Ambar! Pimple Saudagar is the joke including some weird town called Pimpri-Chinchwad. I'm not making it up!

by Proactive Skin Care 1 April, 2025

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Definition:

All your haters

Colloquialism:

How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.

by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023

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Definition:

Real estate developers who go bust and require more money to pay off their original investors.

Colloquialism:

Greentown was the classic example of Ponzi Developers who go broke and get bailed out for no good reason. Ponzi Developers are scammers.

by Scammers 29 September, 2024

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Definition:

A highly controlling evil social media founder.

Colloquialism:

Dark Fuckerberg sucks! Hate that bastard Dark Fuckerberg. What do you get with money, a social network, and one crazy looney tune? Answer: Dark Fuckerberg.

by Dark Fuckerberg 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Annoying and intrusive messages that suggest and invade your privacy.

Colloquialism:

Yup, got another Text Ad! Now, you're blocked. Get the fuck off my phone you undeserving minion bot.

by Botony 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

When a woman says goodbye because a man didn't give her money for a cry of distress with a lie to deceive.

Colloquialism:

The girl from Djibouti gave me an Ultihatem when I didn't send her money through Remitly.

by Remitly Dudette Scam 23 July, 2025

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