When women initiate divorce and cry on social media about the pain of their dissolution.
Blondie's now crying on social media about her $326 child support for 2 kids and why she deserves to win 1st place in the Victim' Olympics. Not buying it.
by Tyrese 9 July, 2024
When a man wants to be married to a virgin.
No Hymen; No Diamond! Hahaha.
by Virgin Galactic 26 July, 2024
Pat Fraud, oh my Lahd! Conniving women sleeping with Impregnator while Simp at home paying child support and taking care of the sids.
by Jailable Offense 21 February, 2025
The style of macking on women, dating them, gettin' what you want, and movin' on before the collateral damage comes.
Why buy the cow? Just milk it. Date & Run patna. Keep it simple.
by Rasta Joef 18 August, 2024
The safety guy from the hood or the country that a women keeps as backup if her relationship with All Star goes south.
Bree is a single mother from Cali living in Phoenix, and is dating All Star on minor the league team, but watch see it don't work out and she'll be wifing up with Backup John sooner than later.
by Streets Raised Me 1 August, 2023
A painful sexual experience, or a wanton lustful desire that cannot be justified.
"I'm dealing with a serious dilemma of Shagony. It hurts so much that my boyfriend and I broke up two years ago. "Yea, it sucks, got a major bout of Shagony. Help, I need a lover I'm struggling with a serious case of the shagonies." I went to a sex therapist and doc says, "I've got Shagony." I ask, "What is Shagony, I never heard of that before" She flat out said, "Go fuck someone else, you've been couped up in Abstinenceville and Celibacy to long, like 10 years too long."
by Clarisa Clutz 31 August, 2023
Women who chase footballers.
Was at the Brazil vs. Argentina game it was like the whole stadium full of Maria Chuteira! Yea, I saw the movie Maria Chuteira.
by Dani Alves 10 August, 2024
Easy spoiled life.
Life is not Lollipops, Gumdrops & Silverspoons for the other 90%.
by Hard Knock Life 4 Us 18 January, 2026
Shortform for the emergency room at a hospital
Had me notha kidney stone; made a trip to the Mergency Room.
by No Kiddin' 20 September, 2024
Elaborate effort to be hyper fancy.
Time to get Crinkum-Crankum back into the 21st century. To get high key with the details to go into Crinkum-Crankum mode.
by Snowbrowth 18 October, 2024
