Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Those shitty budget airlines that overcharge for carry on bags, and be training young pilots on your flight while you be cruising cross country through that turbulence.

Colloquialism:

"Dang, I nearly passed out on my last "Fear It" Airlines flight." "Fear It" Airlines fucking sucks! "Fear it" Airlines just canceled my flight. I only paid 20 dollars, but now I got to go back to the airport the next day. Why "Fear it" Airlines be flying turbulently with those underage pilots when I am onboard? Why Just Do It, when you can just "Fear it" Airlines!

by Buddy Pass 5 September, 2023

Definition:

A fake amendment that Joe Dimentia Biden thought he passed.

Colloquialism:

Did I really hear Joe Bye Done say he passed the 28th Amendment?

by Failed President 21 January, 2025

304

Definition:

Hoe spelled upside down.

Colloquialism:

Lots of 304 in Sydney!

by Sydney Stroller 6 June, 2024

Definition:

A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

Colloquialism:

"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

Definition:

A derogatory term that Kendrick Lamar uses to mock the rapper Drake who being from the 6 (Toronto) and calling himself god is blasphemous like the Devil wanting to be Yahweh in the fall of Lucifer.

Colloquialism:

You not a 69 god, just an evil devil, prying on underage women, Canada boi,

by Ken Mar 8 September, 2024

86

Definition:

To eject from a bar. To exit. To leave the situation quick.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'mma have to 86 you if you lose that ass. 86 that! Dude, she 86 me.

by Fastly Gone 21 August, 2024

Definition:

Broke ass losers

Colloquialism:

Broke is average. I straight up don't like Averagers, period! Averagers suck all around me.

by High Limit 15 October, 2023

Definition:

All the ladies a player be mac'n.

Colloquialism:

Boi he done slay numerous assualties.

by Play On 26 October, 2023

Definition:

Ohio State QB with a major gambling addiction and incarceration.

Colloquialism:

So you won the first time, don't do an Art Schlicter and waste your millions on a gambling addiction and go to jail for it.

by Anita Barney 31 January, 2025

AOC

Definition:

Anorgasmia O'psycho Crappez

Colloquialism:

Oh don't get me started on AOC, Anorgasmia O'psycho Crappez, that terrible newb politician is another Broke Nobama ideologue, so left she walked out of the building. Girl, you needa act right. I'd bang Anorgasmia O'psycho Crappez but that's about it, nuttin' else.

by Chuck Tumor 6 February, 2025