Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

Colloquialism:

She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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Definition:

Women that look like the minotaur with a cow nose ring.

Colloquialism:

Don't listen to Cow Nose Ringers, run! Cow Nose Ringers not gonna speak at my platform. Cow Nose Ringers be either Bi-Sexuals, Lesbians, Prostitutes, or Emo chicks.

by Run Forest Run! 12 February, 2025

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Dumbasses that think UFO's exist.

Colloquialism:

When UFO Reporters like Shaq and Jimmy Kimmel think UFO's are real that's when I know Neil Degrasse Tyson is laughing out of his socks. Idiots, when Christians are raptured out of the world they will assume we are those Aliens. "See, I told you those people were Aliens all along, and now they have disappeared!"

by Signs 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Christians that know how to have a good time.

Colloquialism:

Funbelievers got it goin' on.

by G-Thang 6 October, 2024

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Definition:

People that work the graveyard shift.

Colloquialism:

Just another graveyarder working the late night shift. I'm so glad I'm not a graveyarder!

by Open Hearts Graves 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

Mexicans who have ill shaped square butts from eating too many tacos, and not adequately exercising while drinking too much alcohol.

Colloquialism:

There's the SSB's. The Spongebob Square Butt walkin' round the dollar loan center with square butt taco eating ways.

by Round Booty 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

When older women be trying to look like they are in their 20's.

Colloquialism:

There's Marlene, lookin' all Grandma Cute. 42 and already has a grandkid. Hahaha. Yep, she's Grandma Cute at 55.

by 40 and Over 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

Evil women who use men only for money, and only bring drama into a relationship.

Colloquialism:

There's that gold digga Anna Nicole Smith bilking Howie for 475 million.

by Howie Marshall 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

People dat be at church all day long more than 3 hours.

Colloquialism:

Zam! Sundayers at church all day long and Pastor want me to get up at 7 am for 8 am Sunday school. I can't do it anymore. Isn't Sunday supposed to be a day of rest, so why am I so tired from all dis work? Hahaha. Bro, 2 hours is my limit!

by 2 Hour Limit! 27 March, 2025

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Definition:

Annoying and intrusive messages that suggest and invade your privacy.

Colloquialism:

Yup, got another Text Ad! Now, you're blocked. Get the fuck off my phone you undeserving minion bot.

by Botony 19 August, 2024

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