Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The act of playing off a woman or a wing man to get more off the opposite to like you.

Colloquialism:

I Playoff you and you, don't Playoff me. It's my Playoff, not yours. Always play the best in the playoffs!

by How to be a Player? 13 July, 2023

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People, usually women, but not excluding men who ask payment assistance for rent.

Colloquialism:

Hi handsome, my love, now that I put my spell on you and got you to commit to me, could you please pay my rent? Answer: Nope, I don't pay Rent Requestors a dime for their obligligations in life. What's with all these Rent Requestors?

by Love Ain't Cheap! 2 August, 2024

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In theory Capitalism undeniably works but not when the monopolists control the board like BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, and IMF own all the money, assets, and property.

Colloquialism:

Crapitalism makes me question how hard I really need to work?

by Why it Got To Be Like This? 22 September, 2023

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When a nation invests large sums of money into sports to clean up their image.

Colloquialism:

Yep, the Saudis doin' the SportsWash after the Kashogi killing. Hey Saudi kids, let's take the Range Rover through the SportsWash on Bin Ladin Drive and go to the LIV tournament in Jeddah.

by Riyadh 24 July, 2024

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Definition:

Concubines

Colloquialism:

Solomon say, "I got Bines all over the palace." Every real man gotta bine named Bilhah, that he dine, cuz she fine.'"

by Multiply 14 October, 2024

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Definition:

Poor guy with no money.

Colloquialism:

Broke Solo at the bus stop. Broke Solo on the train ride. Broke Solo livin' alone. I met Broke Solo in Cabarete, DR. Guy's name was Cody from Kansas. Broke Solo lost all his money at the Black Jack table! Broke Solo!

by Level Down! 2 December, 2024

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Couches mispelled.

Colloquialism:

Did you really jus' say Counches? My autowriter did the deed, it wudn't me...Geez. Cool furniture website! What is a Chaise Longe? You mean chaise lounge? It's spelled differently than I heard of? Looks french, but portuguese? Get me a Counches!

by Le Christopher Chaise Longe 20 May, 2025

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Another way of saying "How annoying," but with the word "wow" as a way of providing exclamation to the annoying subject in mind.

Colloquialism:

Wow annoying! It's not how annoying it is wow annoying beyond the how.

by Oh No 17 September, 2023

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Definition:

Sleepin' with the maid; having kids out of wedlock.

Colloquialism:

Boy Arnold, ain't it great being the Governator. Just cover up all the maids you did, and hiding little Arnie that looks just like you.

by Exposing Lies 26 June, 2023

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Afternoon

Colloquialism:

Meet you at Lake Las Vegas in the Afty. When did the crime happen? Was during the Afty?

by Ian Alleyne 3 September, 2025

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