Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Racist baseball player who would not play against negro ballplayers.

Colloquialism:

Cap Anson is a disgrace to the game of baseball.

by Colored Ball 14 September, 2023

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Newbies. New fish. New blood. Fresh meat.

Colloquialism:

Well, what do we have here? Fresh meat, the newbies. Now get to work you Newbs.

by Newby 26 June, 2023

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Poor folks that live in dilapidated lease rent mobile home parks.

Colloquialism:

I definitely am not living with the Trailer Park Trash. Nope, Not Happening.

by Buckets 21 August, 2024

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Nice lookin' woman but has a gap in her front teeth.

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Sista Gaps datin' Northface. She has a body but Sista Gaps.

by Gappy 11 June, 2024

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A net worth, worth having.

Colloquialism:

He's at least Networthy. All these other people ain't Networthy!

by Not Worthy 4 January, 2024

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The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.

Colloquialism:

"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"

by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023

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Obsessed science fiction writers who want AI to completely replace humans. An industry that is ransack with directors and producers who lie for a living. Weak blonde women that think they run the world. A grossly selfish business that exploits young children, and is obsessed with white ambitions of colonizing Mars.

Colloquialism:

Did you read about the next Hollyweird scandal? Hollyweird has become Queird!

by Mr. Quids 31 August, 2023

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Makin' Whoopi.

Colloquialism:

Let's get Fucky Lucky babe. I got the beers; you got the Sex Gear.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Advertisements on Youtube by Hindus who claim New Age tactics to getting what you want by getting into the Alpha Meditative Wave.

Colloquialism:

Saw more Du's on the internet trying to sell the Alpha Meditative Waves Sham. Not buying that fucking Du bullshit.

by No Dharma Fuck U 16 August, 2024

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The awkward guys who wear swim fins in public swimming pools.

Colloquialism:

Scene out of movie but nah for real I saw a "Swim Finner pool swimmer" dude at my resort condominium pool.

by Unbelievably True 1 September, 2023

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