Gunman at the Trump Assassination attempt in Pennsylvania.
Matt Who Crooks is one crooked white devil. That Crazy Cracka Matt Who Crooks be killin' folks, thank God he's crooked path sent him off the earth.
by Crooked Gunman Rifle For Hire. 15 July, 2024
Suzie Orman overspender types.
My sis from New York is undeniably a Spendaholic!
by Denial is a Bitch 16 August, 2024
The incorrigible Philistine pagan who Samson married and brought havoc to Samson's life.
I'm sleeping with enemy: Delilah. Delilah ain't gonna trick me for my secret sauce. I know you're a Delilah. Look, nah, Delilah asking me Queen of Sheba questions wit an angle.
by I Married a Philistine 4 August, 2024
Guys that wear a hairstyle where it looks like their hair a mop on their head.
Moppy thinks he looks like Bieber. Nope! Moppy's on crack and insane in the membrane.
by Lenny Dykes 29 May, 2026
Not a goodbye in Portuguese.
Nadeus meu amor.
by Never Say Never 31 May, 2024
Obtaining medical records after a person's suspicious death at the hospital.
Pa's dead need to obtain the Deadical Records to see what malpractice just happened.
by Display Vidiots 16 November, 2025
To die in Christ. Resting in Jesus away from da chaos.
Some ask for a testimony. Oh no, ya'll, I got a Restimony, restin' in de goodness of da Yahweh.
by Sabbathing 11 September, 2024
Insider Traitors at a Mexico resort condominium who knowingly purchased bodegas so they could accumulate other properties on the cheap that were part of the deal with the Ponzi Developer.
Duke and Dauphin, Bonnie & Clyde, and Ananias & Sapphira ain't got nuttin' on Scam & Faily. The unethical white duo are Lucifer's best friends. Can I have a terrace? What about a bodega? Add the gym? Scam & Faily strike again.
by La Ventana View 27 October, 2024
A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.
"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!
by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023
Fake tan cream. The guys that wear orange tan solution on their body instead of just getting some real sunshine.
There's the Fake Tan Man wearing orange tan solution in Seattle.
by Simon the Tanner 2 July, 2023