Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A sports statistic, but also to have sex.

Colloquialism:

I need to Score, been a while.

by Shooter 10 August, 2024

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Blasphemers who oppose the deity of Jesus Christ.

Colloquialism:

Look moh Phemers protesting their blaspheming ways in the public square. Slims, Du's, Nostics, Hists, Eists, Lientologists, Jovahs, Jahs, Mon's is bunch of Phemers.

by Straight Paths 26 October, 2023

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When black people be gettin' a tan out in the hot son.

Colloquialism:

Brotha be Blue Blackin' gettin' that tan like every week.

by Blue Blacker 28 June, 2023

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Slsng for Lord have mercy.

Colloquialism:

Lahd Hammercy! People is trifling. I try to focus on the good but Lahd Hammercy da worl' is messy.

by Devil's Ass 24 April, 2026

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Curly haireded weirdos that eerily remind you of Sideshow Bob in the comedy cartoon series: The Simpsons.

Colloquialism:

More Sideshow Bob's everywhere I turn in Mulattoville. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Sideshow Bob! Sideshow Bob's always amuse me.

by Apu 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Baseball term. The way they say home run in Latin America.

Colloquialism:

Caminero hit a towering Jonron over centerfield! Jonron sounds like two first names in one name. That's a JonRon!

by World Baseball Classic 7 March, 2026

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Definition:

Newbies. New fish. New blood. Fresh meat.

Colloquialism:

Well, what do we have here? Fresh meat, the newbies. Now get to work you Newbs.

by Newby 26 June, 2023

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The region across the Jordan River from Jericho where Israel invaded the land of Canaan in the book of Joshua.

Colloquialism:

Where's that shitty place those Israelites cross into Jordan from Jericho? Oh, I rememba called, "Shittim." Shittim must've been a smelly place by the name of it. Lots of shittimites from Shittim I guess, right?

by Dung Gate 25 November, 2024

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Definition:

England

Colloquialism:

Jersey girl call meh and she movin' to Da Gland! What business you have in Da Gland? Too damn cold foh me livin' in Da Gland. Eh, Berkshire? Da Gland? Posh & Becks be from Da Gland.

by Dwayne Rooney 11 November, 2023

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Definition:

Scam meter

Colloquialism:

The metric that identifies the amount of scam in each country is called the Scameter. Yea, I'm curious to know what does the Scameter read out say about the police in Honduras? 10 out 10 for high level scamming. Just as I thought!

by Dishonest Politician 15 July, 2025

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