Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Guy who buys prostitutes 24-7!

Colloquialism:

Was at the Cosmo Hotel last week and saw Hook Master Flex at the Chandelier Bar simpin' with Final Slut Pro! Yesterday, saw Hook Master Flex thirsty at the Aria.

by No Hymen; No Diamond 4 December, 2025

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Definition:

Saying thank you to Frank.

Colloquialism:

Franks So Much Frank! Frank you! Many Franks. Franks it is. Franks.

by Franky Frank 26 June, 2023

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

A contemptous way of making fun of poor Lazarus in crack land.

Colloquialism:

Look, I'm very rich! Me and Lazarass have nothing in common. Lazarass is one lazy broke ass. Why would I want to go to Heaven, when all my friend's are going to Hell? Why would I want to hang out with Lazarass in Heaven? I wouldn't!

by The Very Rich Man in Hell 18 December, 2024

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Not pronounced 'testers' but late-sters, a Latester is one who is never on time with their payments.

Colloquialism:

Latesters are never on time.

by I Hate Liars 13 August, 2024

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Intelligence units designed to clamp down on Scamateurs all around the world.

Colloquialism:

Was on Youtube, saw the Scam Baiters exposing the Scamateurs from Asia and Africa.

by Baiting is a Habit 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Death

Colloquialism:

He was Unalived by his crazy wife. I just want to be Unalived.

by Unaliving 6 April, 2025

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Definition:

Hot chick awards

Colloquialism:

Saw the Holympics. Was entertaining.

by Mambo #5 29 July, 2024

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Definition:

Someone who has enough to pay for their Cash Bail.

Colloquialism:

They have no Bailability. Just keep'em in the slammer. Can't post bail. What's their Bailability say about them?

by Bounty Hunter 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.

Colloquialism:

That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.

by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024

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