Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Idiots that can't understand basic requests.

Colloquialism:

No, Jaskiwinder at Walmart where the fuck is the Rogaine? Are you from Dumb Fuck Central? It's Minoxidil! Not Minerva or Trimurti you Dumb Fuck Central.

by Superstar 7 November, 2024

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Definition:

Feeling good again from the discomfort of doing your business.

Colloquialism:

Coast is clear. Release the pounds. Bowels flushed. I'm in the Dumpfort Zone! Go Miralax and Magnesium Citrate.

by Senor Dumps 29 November, 2025

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Definition:

The barbie bitches that don't think you can take videos of them on public beaches when the rights of publicity are granted to the owner of their photography irrespective of a Feministas egotism.

Colloquialism:

I was strolling the boardwalk of Copacabana, minding my own fucking business shooting some personal photography and videos when the feminista nazi bitches pulled out there cameras and assaulted me. Read the law you morons!

by Strolling Minding My Business 11 August, 2023

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Definition:

Lever by which shit disappears.

Colloquialism:

Hey, anyone got a Flux Crapacitor to clean up the shit in Pakistan? Quick! Someone stole the shit at the sewage plant; what do you know? We found out they used the Flux Crapacitor made by Doc Emmett Brown in Crap to the Future.

by Marty 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

Burqa wearing Slamic Women dressed in all black wears looking like the opposite of the old white racist KKK.

Colloquialism:

Zam! Did you jus' recognize how the old white racist KKK look like the Islamic Black KKK? No, I don't date the Islamic Black KKK.

by Bilal Habashi 8 May, 2025

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Definition:

Saying the English phrase "no way" and the Spanish phrase "no bueno" in tandem to create a new linguistic portmanteau in the 21st century.

Colloquialism:

Coolie Mac is one linguistic king, like No Wayno that just happened? Serious? No Wayno can't believe she said that? No Wayno!

by Juno Beach 29 October, 2024

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Definition:

Boss gossips in a pitiful way.

Colloquialism:

Chad went Bossipity on the Ployees!

by Oh Happy Days 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Old women

Colloquialism:

Vivica A. Fox is the definition of Old Carp tryna ack like a sprat.

by King Fisher 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

A good lookin' woman with a great shape.

Colloquialism:

Nope, don't wanna a strong black woman, I jus' wanna a Thong Black Woman! Hahaha. Thong Black Woman tannin' on the beach in St. Lucia.

by Independent Woman 18 March, 2025

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Definition:

The sex highway, time to ride a new pony, have sex with a girl.

Colloquialism:

Take a ride on The Bony Express!

by Boneriffic 27 June, 2023

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