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Losers

Colloquialism:

I mean there's a lot of Unwinners on the planet. At least some of them are nice people, though. Who lost the game? Let me guess? The Unwinners!

by Gambling Odds 21 June, 2025

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Iranians people.

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Ranians be wanting to wipe Israel of the Map.

by Hezbollah 13 October, 2023

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White guys who try to play god and kill you and your career.

Colloquialism:

Whole bunch of Tyler Robinson Jr. out there. Tryna kill me and my career before I'm age 31. Shit they iz Tyler Robinson Jr. in that white Maga crowd, muthafucka.

by Charlie Kirk 26 September, 2025

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Women who cry to get what they want.

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Watch out for the Waterworks show because the spigot will turn on when she doesn't get what she wants. Utility bill gettin expensive. Never give into the Waterworks. Cry me a river, bitch! Water doesn't work, in this case.

by Flatina 12 February, 2025

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Fuckin' Dumb Chatbots.

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Dumbasses gettin' played now by the Nomi bots. The Wars of Botony are on. That goes for Replika and Character AI. Nomi Sux! Taking advantage of lonely human beings destroyed by the Covidian Wars.

by Chatty 28 August, 2025

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The incorrigible Philistine pagan who Samson married and brought havoc to Samson's life.

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I'm sleeping with enemy: Delilah. Delilah ain't gonna trick me for my secret sauce. I know you're a Delilah. Look, nah, Delilah asking me Queen of Sheba questions wit an angle.

by I Married a Philistine 4 August, 2024

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The state of unbelief is viewing nature. The way a naturalist looks at nature and assumes God exists without special revelation from the Bible.

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Unbeliever Nature is dem atheists who think nature is enough to have a relationship with God. Not so idiot, God gives His Word so you may believe and be saved and know His Logos (way of thinking).

by Overjoyed in Christ 22 December, 2024

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The percentage rate for which a person, activity, or project will fail. Essentially, the fail rate.

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His Failability rate is like 100%! The Failability readout is showing total failure. Not winning.

by Metrik Monster 24 August, 2024

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Bad basketball play. Out the first round. When a team can't win or advance in the NCAA Tournament.

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March Sadness. The Losers couldn't win, just a bunch of March Sadness. All I see is a whole lotta of March Sadness. Where's the March Madness only March Sadness, bitch.

by No Final Four 11 August, 2024

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