Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The effeminates that try to date a divorced man who is honestly seeking counseling for their distress from dissolution.

Colloquialism:

Man, I was jus' seeking counseling not going on a date with you, Christian Faggot! I remember when I got divorced had no idea that Chris, part of my bridal group was actually a Christian Faggot

by Divorce Gay Daters 3 December, 2024

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People havin' sex.

Colloquialism:

You already fuckin' know I'm a Kid Maker!

by Baby Zozo 4 December, 2024

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Sex trip

Colloquialism:

Mon on Sexodus. Bai gone on sex trip. Dey callin' in it Sexodus.

by Nelly Flirtado 5 September, 2026

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People that work the graveyard shift.

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Just another graveyarder working the late night shift. I'm so glad I'm not a graveyarder!

by Open Hearts Graves 7 July, 2023

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Crackpots. Total Psychopaths

Colloquialism:

Every fake religious leader out there is a Quacktard. What are Quacktards? The guys that quack stupid statements with those tardy lips.

by Teaching Wrong 11 June, 2025

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Cult groups. Heaven's Gate? You mean more like Devil's Gate.

Colloquialism:

More Devil's Gate fake religion bait: Bahai, the Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light, Duism, and more...

by Exposing Scammers 30 June, 2025

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Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

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When a woman asks you nosy questions to learn your secret sauce.

Colloquialism:

Shut your trap, yap, I know you Along Came A Spider. I seen the movie.

by Alex Cross 6 August, 2024

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A sports team that's straight from the pit of Hell.

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And next on the pitch are the Hindu Devils playing against the reigning champs, the India Idolaters.

by The Oracle of Delhi 2 August, 2024

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Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

Colloquialism:

Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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