Definition:
Death
by Unaliving 6 April, 2025
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Definition:
The chapter doesn't exist.
Colloquialism:
Have you read Galatians 7? People be adding new chapters in the Bible like Galatians 7!
by Romans Noodles 12 December, 2024
Definition:
Amateur who start reading the Old Testament and now you start deceiving no different than the characters you read upon. Skulduggery.
Colloquialism:
Don't be startin' that OT Trickery on me! I'm read up on Jacob's lies, stealing wheelin' Uncle Laban dealings, Abraham/Isaac sister-wives tales, Greed of Gehazi, and Delilah backstabbin'. Yall OT Trickery ain't workin' on dis ole hickory. I repeat, "Yall OT Trickery ain't workin' on dis ole hickory."
by Well Read 29 October, 2023
Definition:
Maniacal crazy people who be hitchin', twitchin', and telling at people or no one out the public. Often a craniac is someone who is so deranged they will use blunt force to hurt innocents.
Colloquialism:
I was in Waikiki and was walking near the Waikiki Banyan on Ohau only here a few Craniacs yelling at me and others walking across the streets. Tons of Craniacs live near China town in Honolulu.
by Mentally Together 25 July, 2023
Definition:
A location where you have as much as you need to swear as much as you need to release your deepest frustrations in life.
Colloquialism:
TimeSwear is a genius app. Where's TimeSwear? I need to fuckin' vent, there's a TimeSwear, good I'm there now.
by Cussaholic 9 August, 2024
Definition:
The horny girl in college who had an overbearing father in high school and is now free to make out with all the guys in college.
Colloquialism:
She's a Cressida Baylor. Just get her number invite her to a movie at Tinseltown and make out with her. She'll be with someone new next week. Get checked for Mono if you makin' out wit Cressida Baylor.
by Hitch 16 March, 2025
Definition:
A short guy who wears shorts all the time.
Colloquialism:
There goes Short Sean always wearing shorts everywhere even when it is 30 degrees!
by Tall Guy 28 June, 2023
Definition:
Some Habesha guy from Yemen who loves chewing Qat (Khat).
Colloquialism:
That nigga, Getachew be chomping down on Qat like it's Big League Chew. Getechew of dis!
by Chew Bacca 30 June, 2023
Definition:
Folks that be lacking.
Colloquialism:
Lisa is lackin'. Gonna have to add her on my lack folk list.
by Lack Lies Matter 1 July, 2023
Definition:
When a person becomes ingratiated in their podcast only to find out it didn't win.
Colloquialism:
So how's your Podlast doing? Ty's got a Podlast, it's doing terrible! No, of course I would never subscribe to her Podlast!
by Eight Track 1 December, 2024