Definition:
One dark skinned individual.
Colloquialism:
Well if it ain't Simon Niger! What's up Blacky? How's the sunshine working for you?
by Blackanese 13 July, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Suffering while the prayer download is buffering up to Heaven.
Colloquialism:
Man, ya'll sometimes I feel like the Duffering takes way too long for some of these prayers to get answered at the Throne of God. And let the Duffering begin!
by Can I Get a Prayer Answered? 25 July, 2025
Definition:
Having opinions, thoughts, or views that run incongruent with the progressive nature of historical change.
Colloquialism:
Bro, You're on the Wrong Side of History! Wake up! You're on the Wrong Side of History on this one.
by Incorrect Thinking 25 August, 2024
Definition:
The professional in Christian apologetics who teaches losers on why they don't want to go to Hell so they can become winners in going to Heaven.
Colloquialism:
That's Christopher the Helliologist. He yells at the top of his lungs to the Hellbound losers that they might repent of their unbelief so they receive eternal life in the Kingdom of Jesus Christ.
by Heaven's Great 12 August, 2023
Definition:
Self-Employment Tax in a LLC that is set at 15.3%.
Colloquialism:
Just run your LLC with S Corp so you don't have to deal with the effin' FICA Tax.
by Smarty Pants 16 August, 2024
Definition:
Being fluent in Christian concepts, but highly fucking annoying.
Colloquialism:
There goes those Christians spouting their Christianese religious talk, boy it can be hella annoying.
by Anonymous 26 June, 2023
Definition:
Sex cult leaders in Utah.
Colloquialism:
And we already knew! School Of The Prophets in Mormonville is actually the Sex School of Makin Profits!
by Cults Are Deplorable 26 June, 2023
Definition:
The wonderful enjoyments of life.
Colloquialism:
Why be so serious, stiff or die frustrated when you can have some Prodigal Fun?
by Son Dialed 6 August, 2023
Definition:
When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.
Colloquialism:
My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!
by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023
Definition:
Your Indian chef at the expensive Indian restaurant round the corner.
Colloquialism:
Dude, Chicken Vindaloo is this like Waterloo? Why is the Chicken Vindaloo so expensive in Manhattan? "Vinda who? Oh you meant Vindaloo!"
by Stephen Curry 28 November, 2023