Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Fake reporters. Female activists who purposefully ask squeemish questions to men in power to undermine the patriarchy

Colloquialism:

Feminactivists need to quit asking the IDF commander if Israel is justified to take out Hamas. White Feminactivists on college campuses need to stand the fuck down.

by Hackerly 2 November, 2023

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Definition:

Not motivated; Not Happening.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm just Notivated to do anything. Too tired bro, Notivated. Why be motivated when you can be Notivated?

by Nappening 24 November, 2023

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Definition:

Sleeping on the job. Going to the bathroom and sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes to take a nap.

Colloquialism:

I love Jack. He always be hiding in the Nodulator so he can get his nap time. Why work when I can clock my hours in the Nodulator.

by Work Sucks! 23 July, 2023

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Cold blooded hispanic rapist.

Colloquialism:

Ariel Castro is one sick bastard! Disgusting, evil monster for kidnapping three girls. dead giveaway. pretty lil white girl in the arms of a black man? dead giveaway. call 911 amanda berry.

by Charles Ramsey 30 December, 2025

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Great basketball player who is always injured, and never plays for the LA Clippers.

Colloquialism:

Kahwi Injury Leonard missed 179 of possible 435 games and is still sidelined indefinitely! What game does this guy play? Basketball or Crutches? Kahwi Injury Leonard be think'n the more games I miss, the more money I make! Perfect business strategy.

by Loss Angeles 25 October, 2024

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Definition:

The act of plotting her round ass on a man's face.

Colloquialism:

Was at the strip club and Alex got the royal treatment with an Assination Plot from Cardi B and Stripper Z for the dollar, dollar billz yall.

by Sit ups 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

The Can'ts.

Colloquialism:

Oh don't get me started on the can'ts from Can'tartica! Lack People from Can'tartica need to stay away from Winville. I've never heart of that place, where's Can'tartica? Dude, really? You didn't get the joke? People who can't! They the one's from Can'tartica. Can'tartica!

by Doge Coin 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

The real name of a supermarket in Brazil.

Colloquialism:

What the duck? I just came across a market called Super Mobydick in Brazil. Girl at the super market says, "You gotta a rather large Super Mobydick, can I check you out?

by Jaws 18 April, 2025

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Sikh false Religionists.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I don't hang out with Jabis. Falsers!

by Taliband 12 October, 2024

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A women's game plan to find simp men to fund their retirement.

Colloquialism:

Selfish women be thinkin' they can get me on the Simp Retirement Plan.

by Grand Turk 24 January, 2025

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