Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Nickname for Denzel Washington.

Colloquialism:

I'm going to start calling you, "Zel Wa" after the actor Denzel Washington. Denzel realized he didn't like his slave name: Washington, so now he is our official tribal leader Zel Wa. Now, all of you can find the Zel Wa in you! Hahaha.

by Kerry Washington 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

No money; no capital.

Colloquialism:

What's in your wallet? Capital None!

by Pay Less 14 January, 2026

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Muslims

Colloquialism:

Slims in Gaza betta run out.

by Soulja Slim 13 October, 2023

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Fictitious Law Firm that denies plaintiffs allegations with perjury, and thinks they are the head honcho of disputes by never acknowledging wrong.

Colloquialism:

How embarrasing it must be to work for Smell & Killmer. They smell because they are ugly hearted people, they kill your complaint with white lies because they empty soulless creatures. I got a letter from Smell & Killmer. The denied allegations instead of offering settlement. Now, I have to make them look stupid at Discovery.

by Jury for the Plaintiff 30 October, 2025

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Dirty poon tang from Thailand.

Colloquialism:

Asian Mud Dauber's nesting at my crib in Phuket. Time to see the Mud Dauber's in Pattaya, Master Cliff.

by Clent Sells Land 20 March, 2025

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Definition:

Gettin' pussy on demand.

Colloquialism:

He plays shortstop for the Yankees, that position will earn him a lot of Tommy Hilfinger with that.

by Money Works 30 July, 2024

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Post Triumphant Sex Do-order

Colloquialism:

After my divorce I got PTSD - Post Triumphant Sex Do-order! It's been great. Love my PTSD. I feel great.

by Austin Powers 2 August, 2025

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Definition:

Salivating lusty customers at brothels!

Colloquialism:

Lustomers be wantin' that brothel ass down in Pahrump.

by Pahrumps 26 June, 2023

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A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.

Colloquialism:

My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.

by Nope 30 August, 2024

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Definition:

Idiots, dumbasses, and morons.

Colloquialism:

I didn't ask you to fuck up. you fucked up without my permission miss House Of Tards. yea, i been to that neighborhood. it's a House Of Tards.

by Yard Work 7 January, 2026

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