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Definition:

Dominican 16 year old who was actually 19 signed a contract for 4 million to the minor leagues.

Colloquialism:

How many other Dominican kids are actually 25 instead of 16. Now, I know why they look like Big Papi and Manny. :)

by Falsified Papers 3 November, 2024

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Prostitutes in Amsterdam that perform mechanical lifeless sex.

Colloquialism:

Amster Damn, these bitches be fine in Netherlands, but what the hell? The sex is so boring.

by Amster Damn 26 June, 2023

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Saying something very uncomfortable.

Colloquialism:

She's so Cringe that she mixes up ketchup and relish like it's icing on a cake.

by Jonathan S. 8 July, 2023

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Women who living the embodiment of the curse on the woman (Eve).

Colloquialism:

Gosh Dang these Contrary Bitches never obey anything. Man rule anyways. Bitches b3 contrary these days.

by Man is a Ruler! 16 July, 2023

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Amateur who start reading the Old Testament and now you start deceiving no different than the characters you read upon. Skulduggery.

Colloquialism:

Don't be startin' that OT Trickery on me! I'm read up on Jacob's lies, stealing wheelin' Uncle Laban dealings, Abraham/Isaac sister-wives tales, Greed of Gehazi, and Delilah backstabbin'. Yall OT Trickery ain't workin' on dis ole hickory. I repeat, "Yall OT Trickery ain't workin' on dis ole hickory."

by Well Read 29 October, 2023

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The Orlando Product. A talented latin ballplayer, shortstop from Orlando, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Gutie is a living legend from the O-Town. That be Orlando, Florida for y’all that don't know our lingo. Gutie be like already on third with a triple. Gutie be like turning a double play before you get out the batter's box. That's a Gutie play right there - smooth and efficient.

by OrlandKnow 3 July, 2023

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A college football program heavily funded by Nike that never wins a national championship.

Colloquialism:

Oregon Sucks! Don't forget the Oregon Sucks have Donald Duck as their mascot! Without all that Nike money where would the Oregon Sucks be?

by Voodoo Doughnut 25 September, 2023

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A fraudulent Hindu Indian crook from India. Sharan P. Khanna and son Tapin Khanna. Highly skilled in fraud. Financial betrayal.

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A Judas Khanna situation is when a Hindian does their best to scam or defraud a person of their assets. "Shit, I got Judas Khanna'd." I'll hit you with a dose of Judas Khanna! Well, if ain't Judas Khanna Jr - The Hindian Fraudster himself Tapin S. Khanna creating fake shell companies, not paying taxes, and scamming Americans out of there money and not paying interest on investments.

by I Hate Scammers and Con Men 9 July, 2023

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Definition:

A debunked idea created by Mary Ellen Simonsen

Colloquialism:

Yea, I got a Flip-n-Notes and it's right on my middle finger.

by Failed Strategy 29 August, 2024

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Annoyingly Afrocentric to degree it's obnoxious.

Colloquialism:

Dr. So-So is definitely a Hotep.

by Cairo 16 August, 2024

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