Crazy billionaire fantasy to populate Mars.
Can't make this shit up. Atheists forgot about the people of the Earth and decided to listen lunatic crazy Elon Mars on the mission to populate an inhospitable planet.
by Faturn and Stupider 31 May, 2025
"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.
Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.
by United Booty 12 February, 2025
Those that work at a Circus or Carnaval.
When I grow up, I'm going to join the Circus and be a Carny.
by T Rowe Price 4 August, 2024
The Boston Marathon Cheat in 1980.
Jessica is a Rosie Ruiz, another sports cheat. Can you quit Rosie Ruizing everything! Who fakes the Boston Marathon? Rosie Ruiz!
by Rosie What? 7 July, 2023
Iconic infomercial from 1992 about a lazy boy chair turned a fridge, toilet, and tv set.
Oh yea, I got me a Napper Crapper 9000! Vintage model. You rememba the Napper Crapper from the 90's?
by King John Longshits 8 November, 2024
To talk blabber; chatter. A useless individual in the aristrocracy.
Scamal Harris is a chinless wonder. I'd rather go to the pub and Chin that!
by Rin Tin Tin 16 September, 2023
Valuator for car lemon market.
Used the Lemonometer and saw the vehicle is only worth 3K and not 10K.
by Vende se 18 August, 2024
The quest for ass. Hitting the best lookin' booty bump in your player career.
There's something called hypergamy, well men got our own and we call it, "Bootypergamy."
by To Legit to Quit 31 December, 2024
Swing Lappin'; dancin' in each others laps.
Let's get Lappy Swangy baby. Car bump now you hump on my lump. Lol. Dats Lappy Swangy.
by Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang! 2 May, 2026
