Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

People who want the most but know nothing about anything claiming everything.

Colloquialism:

Mel from NY is The Least, thinking Juneteenth has anything to do with his Union roots. Boi, I lived in Texas, and you didn't. The Least is Mr. Entitled about everything.

by Some People Think 19 June, 2024

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An American expression that means person's genetics are so exquisite you can't afford their great looks.

Colloquialism:

Your DNA's on point! I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes! Oh my what? I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes, Mr. Handsome Man! His game too good on the floor, no one can keep, we all is Out of Pocket for Those Genes!

by Butterfly Princess 12 June, 2025

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Getting ripped off by Egyptian middle men tour guides in Cairo.

Colloquialism:

Oh guess who showed up, "Ali." "I guess you're my tour guide! Okay take my money now." Damn, I got gypt by Ali in Heliopolis last week in Cairo. Guy was asking for bus money, kid money, aunt's in hospital money, and food money!

by Sucks To Be You 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

People of Color

Colloquialism:

POC got more Melanin.

by Melanin Man 3 August, 2024

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President who lied just about everything.

Colloquialism:

Are George Clinton and Will Clinton related? Will and Hill Clinton need to be extradited to Lieland! Will Clinton ordered the hit on Vince Foster and everyone knows it.

by Mockupedia 6 June, 2024

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Definition:

Sikhs, Jabis, and all the groups of people that wear Turbans.

Colloquialism:

Preachin' to the urban community is tapped out. Now, I'm movin' to the innercity Turban Communities. Global Vision 2025: Turban Communities. Oh yea, I met a whole bunch of Turban Outfitters last week at the mall. Smelled awful.

by Zaidy Paki 6 October, 2024

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Definition:

Drug used to spike your drink in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

She asked to visit my apartment in Medellin, bring wine, and watch Netflix. Nice romance scam, and so you want to spike the wine, steal everything, and kill me at the same time with Scopalamine you evil satanic bitch. Go to hell.

by Know Better 13 December, 2024

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Definition:

A person who can’t decide on anything; unpredictable.

Colloquialism:

That Sometimish Coolie down in San Fernando never be on time. Waitin on him like 12 hours.

by Hurry Up! 26 June, 2023

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A nice way of calling saying your woman didn't follow through in her commitment.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Snowflake? you still on your way? Snowflake disappeared on me.

by Dumb & Distracted 4 January, 2026

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