Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

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Gossip columnists, fake reporters, Satan, those that hate forr no reason, the indifferent.

Colloquialism:

Secretary Of Hate sent me a spiteful letter. Damn, I'm dealin' wit da Secretary Of Hate here at the Federal Hate Department.

by Tia 4 December, 2024

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Dick sucking lips

Colloquialism:

Oh Tayonna got some nice pair of DSL's on her.

by Mac 7 September, 2023

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Baseball player turned steroid user!

Colloquialism:

Oh, wudn't Ken Criminiti on the Mitchell Report? Well, if it ain't Ken Criminiti, Mr. Steroid's himself.

by Black Sox 27 November, 2024

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Shortform for the emergency room at a hospital

Colloquialism:

Had me notha kidney stone; made a trip to the Mergency Room.

by No Kiddin' 20 September, 2024

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The act of playing off a woman or a wing man to get more off the opposite to like you.

Colloquialism:

I Playoff you and you, don't Playoff me. It's my Playoff, not yours. Always play the best in the playoffs!

by How to be a Player? 13 July, 2023

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Name of some guy in Ezra 2:56.

Colloquialism:

Get your Darkon! My favorite guy in the Bible, cuz he got his Darkon!

by Mockupedia 10 July, 2023

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How Indlish speakers say the word "viral."

Colloquialism:

The image went Wiral as the statue of Jesus was struck by a bolt of lightning in Rio de Janeiro. Why go viral when my Indlish accent makes me go Wiral!

by Can't Make Junior Varsity 1 September, 2026

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"No cheat" in the Spanish language.

Colloquialism:

No Trampa!

by Eyes 4 Anotha 12 August, 2024

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Hatred towards short people or people who are shorter than you.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I admit it. I got a case of Shortred! Need an injection of human growth hormone from the doctor to alleviate tall people Shortred!

by Danny Devito 24 December, 2024

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