Definition:
Passing up good women for immediate bootay and losing out on real love.
Colloquialism:
Yep, I Assed Up on too many good women. Makin' up for lost time.
by Baconater 2 February, 2026
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Christians that know how to have a good time.
Colloquialism:
Funbelievers got it goin' on.
by G-Thang 6 October, 2024
Definition:
The latin guy who wanders off with underage teenageers.
Colloquialism:
Did you hear about the Dominican MLB player, Wander? Guy wandered with a 15 year old girl. Wandering with 15 will get you 20 in the great State of Texas. I tellin' ya, don't Wander with kideos, bad idea to Wander.
by Pedofiles 13 August, 2024
Definition:
Sexing all night long.
Colloquialism:
Babe and I were Bone Dancin' like rattle me bones.
by Rattle Me Bones 27 June, 2023
Definition:
A fake religion started by the white cult leader Joseph Smith.
Colloquialism:
Nope, not into Nephi, Book of Poorman, Poormanism cult, spirit children, and all the lies of the LDS.
by Bank of Utah 10 September, 2024
Definition:
The act of garrulos, loquacious, talkative speech.
Colloquialism:
There's always that one guy who can't stop Multieloquenting. "Nicole, please stop with the Multieloquenting."
by Talk Easy 11 September, 2023
Definition:
When all your options flop. Failure on all sides.
Colloquialism:
Some people be trading options. Jezebel be trading Floptions. "Man, I only got Floptions right now!"
by Floppy Risk 2 August, 2023
Definition:
Sucky universities.
Colloquialism:
Oh, so you attended a no namer uni like the University Of Disconsin?
by Bo Ryan 3 December, 2024
Definition:
Conflict of Interest; where a judge presiding your case is friends with the opposing defendant's family.
Colloquialism:
Found out that Judge Andrew P. Gordon was a partner at McDonald Carano Wilson LLP. The same firm that Anthony L Carano worked at. It's called conflict of interest my friends where the judge presiding your discrimination case is also good friends with the Defendant and worked in their law firm. That Gordon Recuse!
by Bonavito vs. Harvard 30 October, 2025
