Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

What black Caribbean folks call coolies they don't like.

Colloquialism:

You Indian Nigga Bitch!

by Derogatory Jamaican 13 July, 2023

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Fat Latins in the Americas.

Colloquialism:

I didn't see any Captain America only Fatin' Americas. In Colombia men be Fatin' America.

by Sugar Daddy 26 September, 2023

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The metric which shows the rates for the global sex marketplace.

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What does the Ass Rates statistics show? I'm looking at Ass Rates and its telling me $100 a pop in Tijuana.

by Hong Kong 18 August, 2024

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Some girl named Abigail who always fails.

Colloquialism:

Abifail be calling me from Jersey, she just broke up with Marcus, and now she Abifailing with so many tears; I feel like a rain catcher with all that liquid salt coming from her eye ducts.

by pronob sarker 29 June, 2023

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High crime area Lauderhill in Ft. Lauderjail.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I drove through Lauderkill and seems like people is always fightin' in de streets. You want watermelon and biscuits lets chow down at the park in Lauderkill.

by Tamiami 9 May, 2025

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An Innovative Christian Evangelistic organization that understands the 21st century.

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YAH Power Works! Of course Yahshua's power works! Always has; never won't! This aint' Nah power quirks, it's Yah Power Works.

by Nanda 30 September, 2023

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A crazy white guy drunken pilot who was caught under the influence of alcohol before flying a commercial flight.

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Gabe Drunken' Schroeder knows better than not to be drinkin' and piloting on commercial flights. Hi, I'm Gabe Drunken' Schroeder and I'm white, so that means I can get drunk and pilot a plane while putting all my passengers in danger!

by Drinkin' and Piloting 29 September, 2023

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It doesn't exist.

Colloquialism:

Indian Tech Support is the scam. I know what you are thinking while making the call, "I hope it is not Indian Tech Support!" The reason that Indian Tech Support can suck at times is when the new guys don't do anything right. Or you are getting a scammer who is taking all of your money.

by Scammy Sosa 22 December, 2023

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The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.

Colloquialism:

I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.

by Fatlete 30 July, 2023

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George Soros, Klaus Hitler Schwabb, Richard Dawkins, Madalyn O'Hair, Joe Biden, Jo Stalin, Dr. Josef Mengele, Dolf Hitler, Sam Harris, Michael Shermer, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, John Brockman, Barbara Forrest, Hugh Hefner, Kathy Griffin, George Soros, lots of more bad white folks.

Colloquialism:

More Evil White Guys be trying to run the planet. Nope, Not Happening on my watch.

by I Don't Answer to God! 27 January, 2024

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