Definition:
The fake Jehovah Witness book that claims to be God's Word.
Colloquialism:
Jovah Libel be slandering the truth. Jovah's be tryna push their Jovah Libel on we. Not happening!
by Slandering Blasphemer 5 October, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Desire to grow up and be a better bitch.
Colloquialism:
Za game plan? Get Ambitchious and never quit the hustle fussel. She's annoying and super Ambitchious!
by Granny Spills 30 December, 2025
Definition:
Simps, beta males, insecure losers, female Attention Whores, and life coaches who compete for attention.
Colloquialism:
Begatarians are so desperate to pad their channel with anything goes nonsense content.
by Nope! 29 October, 2023
Definition:
Never going to happen. Waiting and waiting months but nothing has materialized. No payout. No deadline met.
Colloquialism:
Brett, we're in the month of Neveruary! Iv'e waited months and Neveruary is round the corner. Thanks for never delivering! When's your birthday? Neveruary, right?
by Osei Collection 15 February, 2026
Definition:
When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.
Colloquialism:
Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.
by Living Single 27 September, 2023
Definition:
A fraudulent Hindu Indian crook from India. Sharan P. Khanna and son Tapin Khanna. Highly skilled in fraud. Financial betrayal.
Colloquialism:
A Judas Khanna situation is when a Hindian does their best to scam or defraud a person of their assets. "Shit, I got Judas Khanna'd." I'll hit you with a dose of Judas Khanna! Well, if ain't Judas Khanna Jr - The Hindian Fraudster himself Tapin S. Khanna creating fake shell companies, not paying taxes, and scamming Americans out of there money and not paying interest on investments.
by I Hate Scammers and Con Men 9 July, 2023
Definition:
Gluttony
Colloquialism:
The Fatter Day Saints of Salt Lake City are having a potluck after church on Sunday.
by Delta 17 October, 2024
Definition:
Curses, no perks, no good.
Colloquialism:
Ya'll can keep your Unblessings for yourselves.
by Jokey Mon 25 November, 2025