Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Euphism. Means to let go of a pregnant woman.

Colloquialism:

Evil intent spelled Lego My Prego.

by Bad Advice 27 January, 2025

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Jealous, arrogant, adultering, ignorant and petty misabuse of female power to entrap Joseph in a web of deceit, his Egyptian imprisonment with slanderous untruth.

Colloquialism:

Lot's of Potiphar's Wife out there trying to cougarize young men, committing adultery, and lying to save their old ugly arse in the legal system.

by Lies 4 a Living 2 August, 2024

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The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

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The green peacers who believe the earth is sick and needs carbon credits while making billions on tax credits and USDA grants.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I tried to join the Climate Cult to build out q solar field on my land, but they still won't help a colored farmer like me get a contract from the Sun, and he's free.

by Colored Farmer 20 September, 2024

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Definition:

Fat black girls with beer bellies.

Colloquialism:

I don't know what to say? So many Fat Blacks around me. Where's the cute one? Too many Fat Blacks.

by Hand Sum 23 July, 2023

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JW's. Jehovah Witness cult followers!

Colloquialism:

Boi, watch out fo dem Jovahs! Jovahs in de church dressed up like Mrs. Buttersworth. Cult Jovahs think only 144,000 of dem is gettin' into Heaven. Jovahs real bad with mathematics. Jovahs be cultin' everyway dey go.

by Cult Follower 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Doing bad!

Colloquialism:

I saw Gladiator 2, but what about all the Badiators in the world? Numidia just can't win a battle. No Gladiators here only Badiators.

by Macrinus 27 December, 2024

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Definition:

The Can'ts.

Colloquialism:

Oh don't get me started on the can'ts from Can'tartica! Lack People from Can'tartica need to stay away from Winville. I've never heart of that place, where's Can'tartica? Dude, really? You didn't get the joke? People who can't! They the one's from Can'tartica. Can'tartica!

by Doge Coin 12 February, 2025

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Debtors! Contractually obligated. Signing away your life on a bad deal.

Colloquialism:

Oh, how sad? That poor unfortunate soul just sold their birthright for a pot of stew. The Poor Unfortunate Souls played the devil's game and now they are living with Abaddon, Mephistopheles, and Lucifer in Hell.

by Signing Contracts 27 August, 2023

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Definition:

Police.

Colloquialism:

Was driving under the speed limit, but the racist PoPo still stopped me anyways!

by Innocent Driver 28 June, 2023

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