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Definition:

Atheist agnostic scholar (Bart Ehrman) who is playing on the Devil's team.

Colloquialism:

Fart Error Man smells of agnostic atheism. Fart Error Man is so indeterminate his smelly religion of I Don't Know anything skepticism reeks like a New York sewer alley. Fart Error Man sells books on doubting Christ. What a terrible idea? Great living! Working for the enemy.

by Fart Error Man 8 October, 2023

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The way accented Spanish speakers say tips.

Colloquialism:

Honey, give the waiter a Teepz please-ed. Do you wanna give a Teepz? Not really, but here's some away dineiro.

by Poor Favor 14 April, 2025

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Definition:

Artists who write songs in devotion to false religious beliefs and fake gods.

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Fuck, the Pagan Poets are at it again! Pagan Poets are singin' hymns to Abaddon. I saw me more Pagan Poets at Diwali. Dude, the Pagan Poets are rhyming to the devil. Why Pagan Poets think they singin' to God when they actually singin' to demon Baal?

by It's Just So Dumb! 4 July, 2024

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The crazy Michael Jackson impersonators who are not very good.

Colloquialism:

Saw me anotha Wacko Jacko on Tiktok.

by What Was That? 7 July, 2024

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The actual draft for divorced people.

Colloquialism:

The Divorce Draft is starting. Time to tune in.

by Draft Eligible 14 September, 2023

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Shitty hotels for sale on LoopNet.com that no would ever buy in a million years.

Colloquialism:

I wanted to buy a 100 room hotel, but only saw fugly run down Bates Motels for sale on the internet. "Yea, I stayed at a Bates Motel a long time ago, roaches everywhere, one disgusting place!" Norman Bates would have loved it.

by Shanghai Living 29 August, 2023

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An expression to say you are going to meet a person at a specific location but the rendezvous is designed to meet person's of the other sex or other people in tandem.

Colloquialism:

Are we meeting in Thailand? Cool, See Ya Them!

by Jibrones 21 February, 2026

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Definition:

Banning Vanity

Colloquialism:

Hot damn, too many vain people at club Hakkasan; eat humble pie, and poof be gone Banity.

by Daniela Lopes 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

Final Slut Pro

Colloquialism:

Well, look what we got here? The Scorty Thieves are back at the Aria pick up bar searching for Fry Her Tux to get on the Sea-Do.

by Sinnerella 1 September, 2025

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