Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The horny girl in college who had an overbearing father in high school and is now free to make out with all the guys in college.

Colloquialism:

She's a Cressida Baylor. Just get her number invite her to a movie at Tinseltown and make out with her. She'll be with someone new next week. Get checked for Mono if you makin' out wit Cressida Baylor.

by Hitch 16 March, 2025

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The guys on People Per Hour who sell graphic artist services, but their work is so shoddy its laughable at best.

Colloquialism:

Kiran, nice try. I know you claim to be a graphic artist, but I'm here smirking at you Laughic Artist, Sux.

by Made an offer 7 August, 2024

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Underagers humpin' in middle school.

Colloquialism:

Sex Graders going at it in middle school! Really now?

by Paducah 14 October, 2024

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Any evil book or work that is untrue or full of myths and lies.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, that's a Book of Devilation! Lovecraft’s “Necronomicon" definitely an evil book. What's about Rebelation 6:66? Sound moh like The Book of Devilation!

by Evil Work 1 July, 2025

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Definition:

A bitcoin exchange that was hacked in 2014, and the founder Mark Karpelis was found guilty of falsifying financial records.

Colloquialism:

Mt. Gox was big news in 2014. We all were there when it collapsed.

by Collapse 30 August, 2024

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Low literacy, FGM, violent religious pagan fanaticism, and a poor education.

Colloquialism:

Yea, they live in Backwardsville down on the Hudson River.

by Who Done It? 27 October, 2024

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Fat folks in Atlanta!

Colloquialism:

Why call it Atlanta when it's best called Fatlanta.

by Falcon 5 July, 2023

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Faster. The person whose gifting is prayer and fasting.

Colloquialism:

Some iz de Rasta, and some iz de Pastor, but a good church has a whole bunch of Fastas.

by Pray it up 26 September, 2023

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Definition:

A transgender singer

Colloquialism:

Why's her singing voice so deep? Oh, I just figured it out, Mariah Barry! You mean like Barry White? Nah, more like on the level of, "Bariah Harry."

by Saturday's Our Anniversary 29 October, 2024

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Definition:

The act of slighting each other under our breath or deep intentions that are negative. The manipulation of the mind to cause microaggressions towards others.

Colloquialism:

I sense their Secret Slights just like Jesus knew the thoughts of the people. What's with The Secret Slights? Just tell me how you feel, Katrina.

by Victoria Secret 8 July, 2023

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