Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a credit facility charges you fees for unused monies in the loan provision. Can also be the price for being in a relationship.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm glad we're in a relationship but now I got to pay the Commitment Fees!

by Under Write Her 15 August, 2024

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Darwinian Evolution.

Colloquialism:

The White Cancer spread from Europe round the world into the minds of people of color. The Devil is a white man named Darwin, and his White Cancer infected the world.

by Shaka Zulu 30 January, 2025

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Some weirdo who has the name Beckham and Victoria in their name.

Colloquialism:

Parents named her after Posh and Becks! What a fucking mistake?

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

Colloquialism:

She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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Caribbean for a joker.

Colloquialism:

That Coolie be a Jokey Mon.

by Jokester 30 June, 2023

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What you say to unbelievers.

Colloquialism:

Man, The Moslems are well funded in Arabic Paganism. You're Hellcome! Thanks.

by Quids London 20 November, 2024

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How America turned from a fun environment into a boring place.

Colloquialism:

America used to be fun, but now with all the regulations, internet police, Cop Bots, and big brother watching you, it's a policed state. Merica Sux!

by P. Diddy 25 September, 2024

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A dumb Ethiopian woman that thinks she's the Queen of Sheba when she ain't.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I married a Ethiopian woman named Miss Ya Missin', girl thought she was the Queen of Sheba but I didn't know fugees were royal's from Shashemeni?

by Astoria News 14 September, 2023

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A highly controlling evil social media founder.

Colloquialism:

Dark Fuckerberg sucks! Hate that bastard Dark Fuckerberg. What do you get with money, a social network, and one crazy looney tune? Answer: Dark Fuckerberg.

by Dark Fuckerberg 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

When a woman drugs you in the name of love or lust.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I've been drugged in a Fate Crime! Bitch drugged me with Boa Noite Cinderella! Fate Crimes really do happen. Never accept a drink from Fate Criminals.

by Barbie Kills 30 June, 2025

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