Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.

Colloquialism:

My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.

by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023

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Definition:

Not GI Jane; but Artificial chicks.

Colloquialism:

I now pay AI Jane a subscription to talk to me. No more parking lot pimpin' only AI Simpin.

by Where's Ashton? 19 February, 2026

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Definition:

Bad Korean music brainwashing young minds into thinking it's great.

Colloquialism:

K-Flop is next hip hop artist from Korea. How did K-Flop's single do? It flopped.

by Yao Ming 24 December, 2025

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Definition:

Sinning intentionally.

Colloquialism:

Hell yea, I sin with intent. It's the Sin Of Commission everytime I never tip those stupid fucking POS tip machines.

by Nevah Eva Tip 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

Hot White Guy who rolls in a Chevy 4 by 4 honkin' at the ladies.

Colloquialism:

Craig Bedtricks was caught huffing last week. Known huffer. He's now married to some Aussie chick from Brisbane.

by Dave Gasser 16 November, 2025

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Definition:

The act of canceling subscriptions from advertisers.

Colloquialism:

There is nothing more annoying than advertisers, and nothing more gratifying than to Unsubscribe from ALL of them.

by Torries 16 November, 2024

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Definition:

The Vietnamese kid in your science class.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Peter Phan have you been to Vietnam?

by Lu Mein Clan 6 August, 2024

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Definition:

Old women

Colloquialism:

Vivica A. Fox is the definition of Old Carp tryna ack like a sprat.

by King Fisher 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

A wise weed guy who knows how to manipulate women.

Colloquialism:

I'm a wheeza, know how to please her, only for the tease her, only give her weed tha, breakin' off me breeza her.

by Geeza Wheeza 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

The fake Jehovah Witness book that claims to be God's Word.

Colloquialism:

Jovah Libel be slandering the truth. Jovah's be tryna push their Jovah Libel on we. Not happening!

by Slandering Blasphemer 5 October, 2023

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