Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

At a profit, making money, profitable, realizing financial gains.

Colloquialism:

We In The Black! White loss or be In The Black.

by Bottom Line 15 August, 2024

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One sick evil rich bastard. The embodiment of Satan.

Colloquialism:

What's new? George Soros thinks he's god!

by Davos Switzerland 26 January, 2024

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The Jamaicans that be living at your home for free, running up your AC bill, but claiming poverty when they own a home in Ja.

Colloquialism:

Damn Jafaikins! Start working and pay your rent on time like everyone else. Jafaikin mi bredda! Get your work permit. Let's go!

by One Responsible Homeowner 15 September, 2023

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Definition:

Liberal Demorat loser female politicians that oppose male hegemony, advocated for climate change, and are the gross opposition.

Colloquialism:

The Squad sounds more like Ben-Hadad.

by Hezekiah 25 October, 2023

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People who don't walk on water. Little faith.

Colloquialism:

Oh, dem Faith Littlers need to meet the real Jesus. Ciples be axe'in how to increase dey faith? De Christ be like you lookin' at Him, oh yea of Faith Littlers blankin' nuttin hopin' foh someting.

by Creolize Papi 14 June, 2025

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Definition:

Overwhelming a phone with thousands of calls simultaneously.

Colloquialism:

Shit, I'm a call center scammer but Nanobaiter Call Flooding my phone line.

by Hindu Devil 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Old foggies gambling their pension money and social security at casinos.

Colloquialism:

Everyday I walk into the Southpoint casino and witness the Beterans spending their pension and social security on Jackpot Blues and Wheel of Poortune.

by Loss Wages 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

Colloquialism:

"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

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Definition:

The opposite of a crowning achievement; a complete disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Jeet Scam Centers are a Frowning Deceivements. Mon, got no crowning achievements only Frowning Deceivements.

by Poor Effort 27 March, 2026

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Definition:

Some middle-class white chick who is super entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal, and always calls the manager.

Colloquialism:

There goes Karen on aisle 8 now wanting the manager because the beans are not stacked right in the row. Karen is in the park calling the cops on black folks for no good reason. Damn, these Karen's are total arrogant bitches.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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