In real estate, a Buyer's Agent who offer biased advice to their client to get a higher commission.
I'm a Liar's Agent, I don't cultivate relationships, what I do is drain people's wallets by getting a quick sale.
by Renovating 22 August, 2024
The exorbitant fees of marriage.
Ain't no Bill of Rights only Bill of Wifes! So expensive.
by Bill 12 August, 2024
That Guy who actually lives his life on earth with gusto.
I know all you religious people call me Temporal Man, and I don't care. I enjoy living my life.
by Suburbanite 3 December, 2024
People who make a friendship with you. Offer you nothing, and attempt to raid your secrets in the dark.
These Raiders Of The Lost Dark be tryna steal my dark. Not giving you my dark. My dark belongs to me! Go raid someone elses dark!
by Darkon 26 October, 2023
Venture Capital
When VC firms Vulture Capital a business idea from a founder to render their shares heavily diluted. Yea, I did a deal with the devil, Vulture Capital, and my 40% stake is not worth 4.431405%.
by Founder Pounder 19 August, 2024
The latin guy who wanders off with underage teenageers.
Did you hear about the Dominican MLB player, Wander? Guy wandered with a 15 year old girl. Wandering with 15 will get you 20 in the great State of Texas. I tellin' ya, don't Wander with kideos, bad idea to Wander.
by Pedofiles 13 August, 2024
Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.
After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love Bitch Training; it's the best part of the relationship.
by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023
The artificial gulf between an author's wit, and a recipients inability to understand.
No matter how many times I tell the joke the Sarchasm is too wide to bridge between the hearers.
by Sports Vetting 27 July, 2024