Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When old men groove with underage girls at dance mixers located inside of hotels, private islands, and street alleys in Latin America or Asia.

Colloquialism:

Colonal Sanders knows better than to be pervervin' with underagers in Cartagena, Colombia.

by File the Pedo 12 October, 2023

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Definition:

Taking early retirement as soon as possible, or going on disability as fast as you can to collect social security, disability benefits, and stop working the 9-5 grind at Fedex.

Colloquialism:

Yup, my brother-in-law Blake from de Bayou was one dem Fedup Workers. Took less money, got his early retirement at 55 and now he plays golf in Heaven. Those Fedup Workers bought a lottery ticket and miraculously won, now they don't have to work at Fedex anymore.

by Need a Payout 25 August, 2024

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Definition:

Iman Shumpert

Colloquialism:

Damn, Ma Humpert got played by Teyana Fail Her. He used to be the Man now we jus' call him Ma Humpert after the Big Simp role he played to his death on the Teyana Jail Her Show.

by Condado Puerto Rico 14 March, 2025

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Definition:

That Guy who actually lives his life on earth with gusto.

Colloquialism:

I know all you religious people call me Temporal Man, and I don't care. I enjoy living my life.

by Suburbanite 3 December, 2024

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Definition:

On a mission to get laid.

Colloquialism:

We're at a club. it's definitely Mission Skin Possible. Women are showing out tonight!

by Dr. Love Wrong 27 December, 2025

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Definition:

When gay men brag and show off the guys they slept with or dated.

Colloquialism:

OMG, let me show you my Guylight Reel. There's Teddy, Bo, and Ramon. I closed my eyes when Jessie sent me the Guylight Reel.

by Forget It! 24 July, 2024

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Definition:

Women who lie to men that their child is from Father A when it's from Baby Father B.

Colloquialism:

Look up the stats, she's a big zero, move on with your life, it's Paternity Fraud. Kid's not yours homie. Apple don't fall from the tree.

by Jockstrap 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

The people that don't have real careers.

Colloquialism:

She's not a professional. Look, see, here we a nofessional claming some level of greatness.

by Undecided 12 August, 2023

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Definition:

Not political.

Colloquialism:

Are you political? Guess what? I'm Nolitical not getting involved. Stay out of it, why get involved if you are Nolitical anyways?

by Mama Raised Me 15 September, 2023

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