Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Dumb ass white liberal women who speak negatively about men like David, Solomon, or Abraham.

Colloquialism:

Damn, just saw another weak ass video featuring those lame ass "Sex Fighters" stopping another man of color from the rendezvoux at about two. The "Sex Fighters" fight about about having sex. The whole point is to make love, be merry, and enjoy life not living in squalor, misery, and sexless repression.

by Dunkin' Donutz 6 August, 2023

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Definition:

A guy with a small dick.

Colloquialism:

WTF? He's a Dickless Wonder! Couldn't feel nothing.

by BBC Love 8 July, 2023

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Baseball term: Batting .200 or less. Basically, you are having a sucky season. You probably will be benched or go on assignment for hitting so poorly.

Colloquialism:

Jackson Hammond is hitting below the Mendoza Line, he's due for assignment.

by Liner Mendoza 27 July, 2023

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Definition:

White guys who wear the stereotypical button-colored shirts to clubs.

Colloquialism:

There's the usual white knights at the club tonight. Let's see if we can get money out of them.

by Get That Money 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

The act of not being accepted, but totally Rejected!

Colloquialism:

You've been Rejected!

by Accepted 9 July, 2023

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Definition:

Impersonating American English with a hoser French mentality.

Colloquialism:

Yall got no south'n drawl like we, Mr. Canada English.

by Confederacy 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

Blonde bombshell stripper gold digger scammer.

Colloquialism:

87 year old Howie got played by ANS.

by Open Your Eyes 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Person who commits suicide.

Colloquialism:

Relationships are not suicide missions. I repeat they are not Felo-De-Se. They are give and take. You got the fucking memo?

by Self-Annihilation 18 September, 2023

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To qualify as a real mansion it must be on 5 acres, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathroom, and over 5000 sq. feet.

Colloquialism:

What's happening partner? You got your mansion yet? You know Mansion's Rule of 5, right? 5 acres, 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom, and over 5,000 sq ft. is a real Mansion!

by The Realest Thang I Ever Said! 16 February, 2024

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Definition:

Men who pathetically simp for attention getting entitled women.

Colloquialism:

Boy, you are so incredibly SimPathetic! Total joke Mr. SimPathetic.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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