Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The way accented Spanish speakers say tips.

Colloquialism:

Honey, give the waiter a Teepz please-ed. Do you wanna give a Teepz? Not really, but here's some away dineiro.

by Poor Favor 14 April, 2025

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Definition:

Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.

Colloquialism:

I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.

by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025

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Definition:

Metal bat baseball

Colloquialism:

Folks in college jus' playin' Fakeball not real baseball. Baseball is played with a wood bat, not a metal bat. Fakeball sux.

by Fakeball Players 27 February, 2026

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Definition:

The blonde dykes toying with each other at the bar!

Colloquialism:

I was at the casino bar, and saw the blondykes making out with each other at the Blondyke Bar.

by Safada Gostosa 16 July, 2023

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Definition:

Some folks have common sense while many folks share the same Common Dense.

Colloquialism:

Bree has no common sense; only a whole bunch of Common Dense!

by Sherika 17 July, 2023

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Definition:

Some super slutty bitch who thinks she’s going to have a career in porn only to get played by the porn directors and eventually gets STD’s.

Colloquialism:

She tole me her name was Destiny, more like Lustony, that bitch is one three timing whore for the money, now Lustony just a walking STD.

by Bitch 4 Eva 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Lotion that make you blacker when you out in the sun.

Colloquialism:

I don't that need that sun tan lotion, I need that Sun Black Lotion.

by Blacker the Berry 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

When a woman gets pregnant to keep a guy around.

Colloquialism:

That's her Trap Baby! Well executed!

by Lego my Prego 27 January, 2025

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Definition:

People who think because they don't drink they can ridicule alcoholics with rude language.

Colloquialism:

There's Short Sam that egotistical Sober Maniac always deriding Lusher Wayne for throwing up on Fremont Street.

by Lusher Farms 28 July, 2024

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Definition:

Dumb ass woke democrats!

Colloquialism:

Demowoke folk suck!

by Mockupedia 22 February, 2024

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