Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

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The heavily accented and annoying Indian guy on Youtube who talks about alpha meditative waves.

Colloquialism:

Damn, the Alpha Meditative Hindu Guy is on YouTube again. What a scammer?

by Delta Sigma 14 January, 2025

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Some crazy illegal named Juan who uses a blow torch to cause fires in LA.

Colloquialism:

Same guys who think they can control the earth's temperature can't stop Blow Torch Juan from causing fires in LA.

by Pasedana & Altadena 19 January, 2025

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Funny play on words for Police Brutality

Colloquialism:

Cops noticing indicators of impairment. Dana thinks it's Police Bluetality. I'm fraid of that Police Bluetality.

by .08 Breathalyzer 4 September, 2026

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Definition:

Hard times.

Colloquialism:

Homeless chick kept asking me for money. Poortune Favors The Grave. Smelly banjo player in front of the CVS needs to take a bath. Poortune Favors The Grave.

by Alopecia 7 October, 2024

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Definition:

Freedom From Religion Foundation

Colloquialism:

Dan Barker and FFRF can go fuck themselves! Fuck yall. Spiritual slaves! Yall can suck the sweat from my balls.

by Sweat From My Ballz 14 February, 2024

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People like Nicholas Alahverdian who are total frauds and claim they are Irish orphans when they are actually part of the Foster Care system.

Colloquialism:

Loster Care dude Nicholas Alahverdian is one sick delusional guy thinking that he's Arthur Knight. Lying about your identity is like joining Loster Care. So many people on the lost trail need Loster Care. Losers need traumatic assistance at Loster Care.

by Dr. Todd Grande 3 January, 2025

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"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.

Colloquialism:

Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.

by United Booty 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

A sick girl from China.

Colloquialism:

Joke: What you call a sick girl from China? Answer: Wuhan! I don't care if it's Mulan or Kung Fu Panda, but Wuhan ain't on my future travel plan list.

by Covidiots 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

Not gay, nothing. Gay nothing.

Colloquialism:

Gay Nada, you are not welcome.

by Herlock Scones 19 June, 2024

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