Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The guy that stays at home and does whatever he can to please his overbearing wife.

Colloquialism:

She got herself a Simp Daddy. Last thing I want to be is a Simp Daddy. I ain't no Simp Daddy. I'm da Pimp Daddy and my daughter's virginity is for sale at 3 million bucks when she turns 21.

by Daddy Simp 27 February, 2025

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Some weird looking blue idol that is full of demon possession.

Colloquialism:

No! Not the fucking blue guy! Are you serious? How did this guy qualify to be a god? Why the fuck would you name your kid after a fake blue idol? Talk about one fucking stupid parent.

by Breakin' Idols 7 September, 2023

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People that be lackin'

Colloquialism:

Too many lack people these days.

by Mockupedia 17 February, 2024

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Faster. The person whose gifting is prayer and fasting.

Colloquialism:

Some iz de Rasta, and some iz de Pastor, but a good church has a whole bunch of Fastas.

by Pray it up 26 September, 2023

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The pejorative variation of the Arabic spelling for Muslim, meaning "one who is evil and unjust.”

Colloquialism:

No, I don't call the Slims by their name. They are, "The Moslems," as far as I am concerned. The Moslems!

by Arabic Paganism 27 November, 2024

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Definition:

People that be following you everywhere.

Colloquialism:

Brooklyn girl be my lackie. I love it. Lackie come here, lackie go there. You're all Lackies!

by Blacky Lackies 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

That high school guy whose always on drugs.

Colloquialism:

Yea, Stoner Malone at our high school cafetaria smells like MJ. Stoner Malone puffs the magic dragon, takin' hits during our 30 minute break in 9th grade.

by Stonehenge 21 October, 2024

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Definition:

White supremacist form of Christianity that maintains white power structures.

Colloquialism:

Yea, and Jesus wudn't white, so did The Whiteanity Religion become your religion? I don't believe in that garbage pale!

by Whitewashed Tombs 9 November, 2025

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The act of slighting each other under our breath or deep intentions that are negative. The manipulation of the mind to cause microaggressions towards others.

Colloquialism:

I sense their Secret Slights just like Jesus knew the thoughts of the people. What's with The Secret Slights? Just tell me how you feel, Katrina.

by Victoria Secret 8 July, 2023

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Definition:

AI that will eventually lead to image of the Antichrist to speak when he is fatally wounded.

Colloquialism:

Let me guess? You got the lyrics from your song off of ChatGPT? Still talkin' to robots?

by End of the World 16 September, 2024

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