Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

White guys who try to play god and kill you and your career.

Colloquialism:

Whole bunch of Tyler Robinson Jr. out there. Tryna kill me and my career before I'm age 31. Shit they iz Tyler Robinson Jr. in that white Maga crowd, muthafucka.

by Charlie Kirk 26 September, 2025

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Being fluent in Christian concepts, but highly fucking annoying.

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There goes those Christians spouting their Christianese religious talk, boy it can be hella annoying.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Pastorette who married her Brazilian adopted son.

Colloquialism:

Flordelis now marrying her kid? Incest.

by Incest Mama 14 October, 2023

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Shelitha Robertson: scamming the government for 15 million in fraud loan hoax.

Colloquialism:

Shelitha Rob-A-Ton stole like 15 million, but caught, now servin' 7 years in da slammer!

by Pink Book Lessons 14 August, 2024

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That high school guy whose always on drugs.

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Yea, Stoner Malone at our high school cafetaria smells like MJ. Stoner Malone puffs the magic dragon, takin' hits during our 30 minute break in 9th grade.

by Stonehenge 21 October, 2024

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Slavishly servile in demeanor

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I'm King, all you Obsequious Peasants bow to the lord of Unlimitoso

by Sovereign 9 August, 2024

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Afternoon

Colloquialism:

Meet you at Lake Las Vegas in the Afty. When did the crime happen? Was during the Afty?

by Ian Alleyne 3 September, 2025

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Professional Christians who get a salary to serve God.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Paid Christians telling me what to do, and gettin' big bucks from the offering plate. Damn, I am mean I know we need professional Christians, but can some people just do some effacing work for real?

by Paid Christian 26 June, 2023

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The LGBTQ absurd definition of homosexuality in the creation of Adam & Eve.

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Adam & Steve? WTF is this. End the LGBTQ idiocy. US Government quit funding the chicanery. Adam & Steve created AIDS in the 1960's going forward.

by Ending Idiocy 10 October, 2024

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When new recruits get on stage of mega churches believe they have ascended to the top of the Spiritual Olympics in choir or Christian performance band.

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I'm on stage at my mega church. Now, I'm number one in the Spiritual Olympics. I'm Pastor So-So, that means I've ascended to first place in the Spiritual Olympics.

by Singer 21 October, 2024

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