Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Hot White Guy who rolls in a Chevy 4 by 4 honkin' at the ladies.

Colloquialism:

Craig Bedtricks was caught huffing last week. Known huffer. He's now married to some Aussie chick from Brisbane.

by Dave Gasser 16 November, 2025

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That girl Sarah who always fails at everything.

Colloquialism:

Sarah Failin' never succeeding at anything.

by JB Fatzer 11 December, 2025

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The horny girl in college who had an overbearing father in high school and is now free to make out with all the guys in college.

Colloquialism:

She's a Cressida Baylor. Just get her number invite her to a movie at Tinseltown and make out with her. She'll be with someone new next week. Get checked for Mono if you makin' out wit Cressida Baylor.

by Hitch 16 March, 2025

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The only Indian QB in the NFL.

Colloquialism:

Boi Russell Wilson look like a Coolie wit dat good hair. Ciara be loving that Indian QB Russell Wilson.

by Ciara Luv 18 January, 2024

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Buying or injecting medication that will kill or harm you.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I've been to the Harmacy. Not sure about the efficacy of their monoclonal antibodies treatments, someone died last week! Remember Covid shots?

by Enzolytics 15 August, 2025

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National Girlfriend's Day, August 1st.

Colloquialism:

NGD is on August 1st. The day when women gift each other purses and perfume.

by Girl Power 2 August, 2024

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The burdensome Tax Man. The GOV claiming he needs the people's money for repairs when it's complete theft, a government scam, and lies.

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Uncle Scam can print billions of dollars than why he need my coin? Answer: Cuz he don't! What Uncle Scam and Satan got in common? Pure thievery! Uncle Scam and Biden's 87,000 IRS agents need to go fuck themselves. Uncle Scam ain't my uncle, I only know Dow Dividend and Jonny Commissions. There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated because he worked for Uncle Scam!

by Absconder's Paradise 22 September, 2023

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Saying the English phrase "no way" and the Spanish phrase "no bueno" in tandem to create a new linguistic portmanteau in the 21st century.

Colloquialism:

Coolie Mac is one linguistic king, like No Wayno that just happened? Serious? No Wayno can't believe she said that? No Wayno!

by Juno Beach 29 October, 2024

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