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Definition:

A terrible white basketball player who sucks, but made it to the NBA because Daddy Long Legs is a Walton.

Colloquialism:

There's Puke Walton sucking again on the court for LA. He should stick to coaching, because boy does he suck at playing basketball. The problem is he sucks at coaching as well. What do Hunter Biden and Puke Walton have in common? Dad can get them a job.

by pronob sarker 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.

Colloquialism:

Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.

by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024

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Definition:

Someone who has enough to pay for their Cash Bail.

Colloquialism:

They have no Bailability. Just keep'em in the slammer. Can't post bail. What's their Bailability say about them?

by Bounty Hunter 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Software programmers who are trying to wage digital homicide by killing your brain with too much social media.

Colloquialism:

Gosh, I hate these Pogrammers. Always trying to control the world with AI and ruin my life! Quit trying to kill me you damn AI Pogrammers! I want to fucking live. I want my job back!

by Pogammer Bill 26 June, 2023

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Introduced mark-to-market accounting fraud with the Enron scandal. (Jeff Skilling).

Colloquialism:

Thank God that motherfucker Jeffrey Unskilling was federally indicted for his account crimes in the Enron scandal, and served 12 years of jail time.

by Ken Lay 18 August, 2024

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A crazy white guy drunken pilot who was caught under the influence of alcohol before flying a commercial flight.

Colloquialism:

Gabe Drunken' Schroeder knows better than not to be drinkin' and piloting on commercial flights. Hi, I'm Gabe Drunken' Schroeder and I'm white, so that means I can get drunk and pilot a plane while putting all my passengers in danger!

by Drinkin' and Piloting 29 September, 2023

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Definition:

Very comfortable furniture.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I sat in the Comfortables. Felt great.

by Sofa Fitness 4 May, 2025

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Definition:

Passing up good women for immediate bootay and losing out on real love.

Colloquialism:

Yep, I Assed Up on too many good women. Makin' up for lost time.

by Baconater 2 February, 2026

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Definition:

Florida slang - to park far away. The Goofy parking lot is the farthest lot at Walt Disney World.

Colloquialism:

Ron had to Park In Goofy. Long tram ride.

by Goof Troop 9 June, 2024

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Means: Let's go.

Colloquialism:

That goes in the Fuck It Bucket. Met him two weeks ago and now we are inseparable lovers in Fucket It Bucket like peas and carrots.

by Hottie Baby 15 July, 2025

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