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Definition:

Sellers at Farmers Markets who not actually farmers.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Local Harmer's Market and the reseller vendor is not homegrown, but a wholesaler Kornneef.

by Misleading Buyers 22 August, 2024

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Definition:

Van Nuys

Colloquialism:

I'm Shindol, your news anchor with Vice News, and we are at the center of Calipornia in Van Nuys bringing it to you live one porn actress at a time.

by Van Guys 27 August, 2024

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Definition:

When Hindu lie, cheat, and steal.

Colloquialism:

I was Jeeted by Tapin S. Khanna that fuckin' jeet! Why does no one like Hindus? It's because they are always Jeeting and dishonest Jeets who will Jeet you in life! I got Jeeted by Biryani Boy.

by Call Center Lied 2 December, 2025

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Demorat USAID agency now shut down, that was using US tax dollars for non-citizens and foreign aid.

Colloquialism:

What the fuck? Scammany Hall using my American tax dollars on non-citizen illegals. Not Happening on my watch. Trump & Musk shuttin' down Boss Greed and Scammany Hall. Scammany Hall Demorats fraudulently spending all the money of the American people.

by Tragederians 6 February, 2025

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England

Colloquialism:

Jersey girl call meh and she movin' to Da Gland! What business you have in Da Gland? Too damn cold foh me livin' in Da Gland. Eh, Berkshire? Da Gland? Posh & Becks be from Da Gland.

by Dwayne Rooney 11 November, 2023

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All your haters

Colloquialism:

How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.

by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023

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Workplace environments where coworkers act as friends but are actually vying for job, position, and status and are ardent enemies.

Colloquialism:

Larissa is not a friend, an associate nor an accomplice bit darn right Frenemy. The enemy of my enemy is my friend why even hide the idea that they are a Frenemy. A Frenemy is one who acts like yo friend, but secretively works against you as an enemy.

by Susie One Upper 31 July, 2024

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Men that don't make money. Anticlimactic individual. Poor situation.

Colloquialism:

He's a Hard off; Limp Dick, can't take care of me. Poor situation.

by Mrs. Money Bags London 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

A woman that is super good looking, but has a secret agenda to kill the guy.

Colloquialism:

U eva heard bout da Sexy Killa Bitch who poisoned dat 43 yuh ole man?

by Royal Hotless 18 August, 2024

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Definition:

Concubines

Colloquialism:

Solomon say, "I got Bines all over the palace." Every real man gotta bine named Bilhah, that he dine, cuz she fine.'"

by Multiply 14 October, 2024

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