Definition:
A Russian dictator who will cause WW3.
Colloquialism:
Vladimir Rasputin is my hero. Can't wait for WW3. I got front row tickets to Russia vs. Ukraine part 3! I'm routing for Ivan Drago!
by Rocky Balboa 1 September, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
When old white women be going to Ja or Gambia to get with Rastas men.
Colloquialism:
Rasta mon know she payin euros for the Rastatution. Meh a Rasta, why meh pay foh restitution when I make money from de Rastatution, dat meh consitution.
by Constitution 14 October, 2023
Definition:
A coy way of saying, "you don't know me."
Colloquialism:
Quienes usted? Jew don't know me! Who are you? Jew don't know me the Puerto Rican guy said.
by Jewy 13 July, 2023
Definition:
A heavily popularized festival that never happened.
Colloquialism:
Yea, I know the story about the FYRE Unfestival that never effing happened. Total scam!
by Scammer's Paradise 10 August, 2024
Definition:
The fake bitches dressed in Brazilian Samba outfits but are not Brazilian and can't speak a lick of Portuguese.
Colloquialism:
Yep, I'm here with my homie and we are at Bellagio Fountain here in Las Vegas and guess who wants our money for a photo? You got it! The Vegas Fake Carnaval Chicks!
by Carnaval Festival of Flesh! 7 July, 2023
Definition:
The incorrigible Philistine pagan who Samson married and brought havoc to Samson's life.
Colloquialism:
I'm sleeping with enemy: Delilah. Delilah ain't gonna trick me for my secret sauce. I know you're a Delilah. Look, nah, Delilah asking me Queen of Sheba questions wit an angle.
by I Married a Philistine 4 August, 2024
Definition:
Idiots, dumbasses, and morons.
Colloquialism:
I didn't ask you to fuck up. you fucked up without my permission miss House Of Tards. yea, i been to that neighborhood. it's a House Of Tards.
by Yard Work 7 January, 2026
Definition:
When old men groove with underage girls at dance mixers located inside of hotels, private islands, and street alleys in Latin America or Asia.
Colloquialism:
Colonal Sanders knows better than to be pervervin' with underagers in Cartagena, Colombia.
by File the Pedo 12 October, 2023
Definition:
A country-western accent or the act of being fake.
by Mawkish Sap 20 August, 2024