Any crazy haole who lives in hawaii and destroys a landlord's property.
Wow, annoying! Dog Bowers destroyed my condo in mexico. How do vandalism, mischievous conduct, and negligence account for breaking the law, Dog Bowers? Beavis and butt head can't save you breakin' the law, Dog Bowers! i'm stuck with Dog Bowers kind of renters.
by Haole Hourly 17 December, 2025
Canadians
I would run for President of Cortes Condos and keep you John Cabot's in check, but that means I'd have to argue with people that never mattered in society, and I don't have enough bandwidth for unwinners. So I'll let you John Cabot's run Cortes Condos into the ground with more mismanagement and argue about the most trivial of things. Look mom, it's those John Cabot's!
by El Presidente 20 August, 2026
All your haters
How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.
by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023
A person who suffers incredibly from delusion. They are like a pawn on the game of chess, an easy target for more delusion. Deluded Pawns pretend to be other pieces on the chess board like a King or Queen, but they can only make one move and are easy targets for the more inclined.
Yo, there's Jason, a deluded pawn who thinks he controls the stock market; I didn't know nillionaires are now multi-millionaires. All these Deluded Pawns in Los Angeles think they are big shots when they have bills, rent payments, a mortgage, and college debt.
by Pawnee Fables 19 July, 2023
When IT people work from Asia.
Where'd you find the new hire? We gotte'm in Bangladesk!
by Nabeel Qureshi 28 January, 2025
Drone activity in NJ.
What's with the Biden Administration's cover up over the drone warfare in New Jersey. It's a Game Of Drones here.
by Droning 3 January, 2025
When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.
I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.
by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025
When a guy oggles a good looking woman and she can't turn away the attention.
by Playertease 8 August, 2024
When a drunken pilot flies a plane under the influence of alcohol
Gabe Drunken' Schroeder is guilty of being under the influence of alcohol while flying a commercial flight.
by Drunken State Pouriers 30 September, 2023
The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.
"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"
by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023
