Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Term for black women who fall in love with men of a lighter skin complexion because they have been conditioned by a racist and colorist society that frowns on dark skin and praises light skin.

Colloquialism:

It wasn't the sex or any of the above, it was a case of Love At First White. I dated a girl like that in college, Andrea didn't realize she had been conditioned at a young age to believe in Love At First White.

by White is Right 11 October, 2023

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That white bitch who thinks God ordained her destiny to rule over you.

Colloquialism:

Bestiny got a a job promotion and now she thinks she's the fuckin' boss. No, fuck that! Bestiny bitches be everywhere. Thumbs down to the Bestiny girls.

by Not Cool! 19 July, 2023

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Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

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The white entitled bitch from Canada who books your Airbnb rental property for a different guest not on the ticket and decides not to arrive at their own booking only to want to change the reservation after the fact, while threatening to leave a bad review and have your listing suspended, not realizing their review is procedurally illegitimate because the review is hearsay by a third party non-visitor uncovered by the Airbnb policy.

Colloquialism:

Melanie Drains is one fucking stupid white bitch from Canada. Lots of Melanie Drains from the northern border who think it is perfectly okay to lie, slander, and defame home owners. Melanie Drains = prime example of wasted energy and precious resources Everytime I encounter a Melanie Drains I throw them down the drain, like the garbage white trash that they are.

by Host With A Plan 7 December, 2023

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People who be doing wrong like it's a fashion style.

Colloquialism:

Here de Problem: Crimers, Wrongers, and Badders!

by Wrongly Brothers 2 January, 2025

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Witch of Endor whom King Saul seeks divination to summon the spirit of Samuel.

Colloquialism:

I wonder how ugly the Bitch of Endor was? Most of yall pretty girls is actually the Bitch of Endor.

by Playertese 13 November, 2024

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Definition:

When a drunken pilot flies a plane under the influence of alcohol

Colloquialism:

Gabe Drunken' Schroeder is guilty of being under the influence of alcohol while flying a commercial flight.

by Drunken State Pouriers 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

Don't bleach your skin.

Colloquialism:

You want to bleach your skin than procreate with Lighty. As for me and my household we shall tan at the No Bleach Zone.

by Reap What You Sow 4 December, 2024

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When milk Christians be trying to find the Glory of God at various churches.

Colloquialism:

Man, we heard about the Glory of God falling at Reverent Word Church, we be Chasing the Glory Cloud! Glory Chasers be Chasing the Glory Cloud of God! Brotha, the Glory of God is in you, you don't need no glory cloud.

by The Kingdom of God is in You! 18 November, 2024

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Definition:

A naughty, kinky, sexually potent woman.

Colloquialism:

That bitch from Brazil is a total Safada!

by Mulata Brasileira 16 July, 2023

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