Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When your government officials just let all the illegals take for the granted the system.

Colloquialism:

All these "grants" now living in the country are taking for granted what everyone else worked so hard to build over the centuries.

by Grant 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Fresh off the Boat. New immigrants with smelly body odor and accents.

Colloquialism:

Yep, now we got new fobs in the country. Smell ya later, I'm out of here.

by Ghetto Fobulous 30 June, 2023

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Definition:

Simon The Tanner types who go for sun tans, but only turn into red lobster.

Colloquialism:

There's red lobster all Lobsterized from his tanning expedition in Cabo San Lucas.

by Cabo San Puke Us 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Paying back those that stole from you or getting back at the global government for controlling your life.

Colloquialism:

Revenging is what I do! Revengeful baby; Revenging is better than forgiveness! Hahaha.

by Payback is a Bitch! 6 September, 2024

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Definition:

President who lied just about everything.

Colloquialism:

Are George Clinton and Will Clinton related? Will and Hill Clinton need to be extradited to Lieland! Will Clinton ordered the hit on Vince Foster and everyone knows it.

by Mockupedia 6 June, 2024

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Definition:

The premium database for single eligible divorced relationship makers.

Colloquialism:

Bektoria got divorced. Now she's on the Divorced Draftboard; she's my number 1 draft pick for the Divorce Draft.

by Eligible Bachelor 14 September, 2023

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Definition:

Escort. Whore. Time Seller.

Colloquialism:

Saw the aversgr Scort salary on Glassdoor is like 40k a year. You killing it babe, not! What's new? Scort in miniskirts.

by Scorty Thieves 1 September, 2025

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Definition:

People who want the most but know nothing about anything claiming everything.

Colloquialism:

Mel from NY is The Least, thinking Juneteenth has anything to do with his Union roots. Boi, I lived in Texas, and you didn't. The Least is Mr. Entitled about everything.

by Some People Think 19 June, 2024

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Definition:

When a drunken pilot flies a plane under the influence of alcohol

Colloquialism:

Gabe Drunken' Schroeder is guilty of being under the influence of alcohol while flying a commercial flight.

by Drunken State Pouriers 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

Oddball heathen pagan names like Amit, Aziz, or Shalpaik.

Colloquialism:

Honestly, I don't hang out with people that have weird names. It's just to weird for me. Weird Namers like Amit, Aziz or Shalpaik - I'll pass. I got my network of friends. I'm happy.

by Hatred Love 23 December, 2024

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