Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Underagers humpin' in middle school.

Colloquialism:

Sex Graders going at it in middle school! Really now?

by Paducah 14 October, 2024

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When the white guys tell the Indians what to do! The act of screwing over the weaker party in business taking advantage of business contracts, using sandwich leases, lying to the owner to take advantage of the terms of a business deal to favor the white guys.

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They are playing "Cowboys and Indians," telling people of color what to do again.

by Indian Killer 9 July, 2023

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Nickname for the darknet portal called Silk Road that was shutdown in 2013 for piracy, theft, hacking, narcotics, fraud, and online scams.

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Bilk Road founder Ulbricht got what he deserved - life imprisonment for the darknet Silk Road. Thank God. Silk Road? More like Bilk Road! Definitely not the Milk Road.

by They Stole My XRP 30 August, 2024

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The premium database for single eligible divorced relationship makers.

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Bektoria got divorced. Now she's on the Divorced Draftboard; she's my number 1 draft pick for the Divorce Draft.

by Eligible Bachelor 14 September, 2023

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Thoughts that Big and Tall people have about little people.

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I saw him, he plays at Small U. I went to LSU and let me guess? You went to Small U?

by Big State 27 October, 2024

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Dumbasses that think UFO's exist.

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When UFO Reporters like Shaq and Jimmy Kimmel think UFO's are real that's when I know Neil Degrasse Tyson is laughing out of his socks. Idiots, when Christians are raptured out of the world they will assume we are those Aliens. "See, I told you those people were Aliens all along, and now they have disappeared!"

by Signs 11 September, 2023

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Buying miracles with filthy lucre.

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There goes the Catholics trying to buy miracles with prayer beads, talk about some weird kind of Simony! "Oh Simony! I just bought be a miracle with money that will perish."

by Simon Magus 7 July, 2023

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All your haters

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How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.

by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023

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Milli Vanilli

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Shame it's not them on Girl I'm Gonna Miss You? Who you talkin' bout? Oh, the Fabio "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Guys!" The're nuttin' better than accented butter! Euro style.

by Loot n' Plunder 30 June, 2025

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