Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Old show in the 90's about dating and eliminating the dates you don't like.

Colloquialism:

I had to Elimidate him because I wanted a much taller guy.

by Heels 19 September, 2023

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The effeminates that try to date a divorced man who is honestly seeking counseling for their distress from dissolution.

Colloquialism:

Man, I was jus' seeking counseling not going on a date with you, Christian Faggot! I remember when I got divorced had no idea that Chris, part of my bridal group was actually a Christian Faggot

by Divorce Gay Daters 3 December, 2024

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The awkward guys who wear swim fins in public swimming pools.

Colloquialism:

Scene out of movie but nah for real I saw a "Swim Finner pool swimmer" dude at my resort condominium pool.

by Unbelievably True 1 September, 2023

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Google CEO sold a billion dollars in shares.

Colloquialism:

Sundar Bitch Eye looks great in those horn rims. I would like to billion in cash though so at least Sundar Bitch Eye is doing something right riding the Google Money Train!

by Hoarding Wealth 30 April, 2025

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A dusty DJ from Washington, holding it out down for dust pans, peddlers, and provocateurs.

Colloquialism:

Yep, my cousin' is DJ Pandust! Waitin' for a hit. Wait, is it DJ Pandust or DJ Panrust? I'm not sure.

by Jokemon 25 August, 2024

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Bad Wives Club

Colloquialism:

Teyana just joined the BWC. BWC accepting bad wives to the club. Masty was a BWC, what the hell was I thinking?

by Bridezilla 11 July, 2024

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The Orlando Product. A talented latin ballplayer, shortstop from Orlando, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Gutie is a living legend from the O-Town. That be Orlando, Florida for y’all that don't know our lingo. Gutie be like already on third with a triple. Gutie be like turning a double play before you get out the batter's box. That's a Gutie play right there - smooth and efficient.

by OrlandKnow 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

The area around SoHo Manhattan.

Colloquialism:

Hozone is wear I go.

by H.S.M.T. 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

Curses, no perks, no good.

Colloquialism:

Ya'll can keep your Unblessings for yourselves.

by Jokey Mon 25 November, 2025

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African American Vernacular Linguistics

Colloquialism:

Blaccent is everywhere on the internet.

by Talk Right 27 October, 2023

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