Definition:
Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.
Colloquialism:
That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.
by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
It doesn't exist.
Colloquialism:
Indian Tech Support is the scam. I know what you are thinking while making the call, "I hope it is not Indian Tech Support!" The reason that Indian Tech Support can suck at times is when the new guys don't do anything right. Or you are getting a scammer who is taking all of your money.
by Scammy Sosa 22 December, 2023
Definition:
Side girlfriends.
Colloquialism:
When you witness your Side Chick strike up a convo with your main chick.
by Guys Got Options 1 September, 2024
Definition:
Atheism
Colloquialism:
The White Cancer of Atheism spread from the European Neanderthal's who through white people spread the fake theory of evolutionary lies to the entire world, infected the minds of people of color. Reading a secular textbook without divine inspiration does not supersede a holy inspired book known as the Bible. Because naturalism cannot accept the supernatural they are in a pigeonhold with evolutionary biology.
by Satan's Puppets 17 February, 2025
Definition:
Women that look like the minotaur with a cow nose ring.
Colloquialism:
Don't listen to Cow Nose Ringers, run! Cow Nose Ringers not gonna speak at my platform. Cow Nose Ringers be either Bi-Sexuals, Lesbians, Prostitutes, or Emo chicks.
by Run Forest Run! 12 February, 2025
Definition:
No Cantonese please!
Colloquialism:
No, I don't want to learn Mandarin or Cantnonese. Fuck that! I'm set in my ways and I don't have many chinese friends either. Not birthing a kid in China like Rui either. Screw that. Can't make no sense of the Cantnonese.
by Not Gonna Learn Chinese 3 September, 2024
Definition:
Sexual harassment at Mcdonald's!
Colloquialism:
Bae claimin' she was Mcfondled my Ronald Mcdonald look alike at the drive through of Mickey D's!
by The Donald Crump 10 November, 2024
Definition:
Christmas is about the miracle of the virgin birth, but not the adoration of the blessed mother.
Colloquialism:
Christmas comin'! Ain't it about Christ entering the world? Tholics think it's bout the Blessed Virgin. Nah, we gone have to Mary Dismiss dat! Hahaha. Is it Christmas or Mary Dismiss? You pick!
by Emanuelle 30 November, 2023
Definition:
Trickery and booting someone off the island, essentially mean to expell or remove like in the show Survivor.
Colloquialism:
I really liked Jessica, but had to blindside her for Tammy. Blindsiding happens to us all where your employer fires you for no good reason. Blindsiding is part of the show Survivor.
by Elimidate 19 September, 2023
