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Definition:

Dipsomaniac. Alcoholic.

Colloquialism:

See me at the disco drinkin' like a Dipso. I'm a dipsomaniac, in Medellin, spendin' money like a Gringo, hangin' with the Dipso. All dese white Dipso drinkin off the bum bum at Spring Break.

by Dipsomaniac 13 December, 2023

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Disposal income for wine, women, and song.

Colloquialism:

Forget the trust fund for my nepo babies, spending that Lust Fund before my heirs blow my hardwork and genius on drugs, booze, and hookers. you gotta have a Lust Fund when living in amsterdam.

by Van Damme These Bitches! 31 December, 2025

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Can't win, always losing, a complete losing streak. Total loser people.

Colloquialism:

Damn, she's been on the Loseritis streak since she broke up with Jimmy. She is always sucking. People be on Loseritis pills or something.

by The Greatest Loser Ever 26 June, 2023

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Sick dimented pedofilia organization in the 1970's that tried to make pederasty legal.

Colloquialism:

Sex with boys? Why the hell would the police not arrest every Nambla member?

by Advocacy 6 December, 2024

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Couches mispelled.

Colloquialism:

Did you really jus' say Counches? My autowriter did the deed, it wudn't me...Geez. Cool furniture website! What is a Chaise Longe? You mean chaise lounge? It's spelled differently than I heard of? Looks french, but portuguese? Get me a Counches!

by Le Christopher Chaise Longe 20 May, 2025

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People who believe America is a Democracy.

Colloquialism:

Dumbocracy duh!

by Constitutional Republic 26 July, 2024

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Someone who works with or is knowledgeable about spectrometers pertaining to light or mass.

Colloquialism:

Can we get a Spectrometer Man on to figure out spectrum arrangement for those biological samples. Oh it's Spectrometer Man again to save the day from Bad Boy Radiation and ElectroMagnometer Girl.

by Henry Draper 7 April, 2025

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The crazy woman who sent 159,000 texts to a guy after their first date.

Colloquialism:

Texter Sexter went to court. Her eyes look crazy. Talk about the effort. Real bad girl game 159,000 texts! Craziness.

by Needy Greedy Insane 1 February, 2025

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White Suburb Hip Hop.

Colloquialism:

What you know about Skip Pop? Oh that Suburbian rich white trash? Yea, I skip that pop, crappy Skip Pop.

by Iggy 9 November, 2025

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Definition:

Saying thank you to Frank.

Colloquialism:

Franks So Much Frank! Frank you! Many Franks. Franks it is. Franks.

by Franky Frank 26 June, 2023

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