Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A disturbing fake technology whereby a person would have to go under anesthesia to implant bluetooth into the back of their ear.

Colloquialism:

Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm out. Not wearing the Ionic Ear implant, you crackpot.

by Darren Johnson 28 August, 2024

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Shelitha Robertson: scamming the government for 15 million in fraud loan hoax.

Colloquialism:

Shelitha Rob-A-Ton stole like 15 million, but caught, now servin' 7 years in da slammer!

by Pink Book Lessons 14 August, 2024

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7 figure divorce settlement chicks

Colloquialism:

Teyana Jail Her is at it again settling her divorce with Iman Dump Her! It's just a lack situation

by Dump Her 29 June, 2024

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When your Government spends money on ventures that only turn into cash burns.

Colloquialism:

Your government will spend all its money on Debtronix Ventures that end up nowhere!

by The Numbers Don't Make Sense 26 June, 2025

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India, Bangledesh, Nepal, Pakistan and anything nearby

Colloquialism:

Jeet claims he looks Italian and Romanian. Nope! He looks like he's from Jeetistan. Where is that Spician from? Jeetistan!

by Trashley Spicer 3 July, 2026

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Kleptomaniac

Colloquialism:

That super zero Klepto Man be stealing everyone's belongings.

by Thou Shalt Not Steal 15 November, 2023

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People who don't contribute.

Colloquialism:

She's effin Dead Weight. Not on the payroll, contributes nothing, no value.

by Chet Steadmen 14 August, 2024

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Ethiopians

Colloquialism:

Yea, I married a Thopi once. Lot of Thopi blackjack dealers here at Casino's in Vegas. Thopi's everywhere in Adddis Abbaba.!

by Oman 13 July, 2024

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Vivica A. Fox

Colloquialism:

Grandma thinks she is a goddess at 60. No baby, you jus' Jezehell wit all dat cakeup. Damn Jezehell, you should never have done all that permanent fakeup on your face.

by Lisa Ray 29 December, 2024

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Buying or injecting medication that will kill or harm you.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I've been to the Harmacy. Not sure about the efficacy of their monoclonal antibodies treatments, someone died last week! Remember Covid shots?

by Enzolytics 15 August, 2025

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