Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

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Slavishly servile in demeanor

Colloquialism:

I'm King, all you Obsequious Peasants bow to the lord of Unlimitoso

by Sovereign 9 August, 2024

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Women that have pets but can't take care of them.

Colloquialism:

Dog Mother got a pet, now asking me to dog sit, and clean shit. I think nots, puppy pound here we come. ER Veterinarian bill more expensive than ER for humans. Why did you decide to be a Dog Mother when you not gonna take care of your dog? That's dogligence.

by Puppy Ciao 24 January, 2026

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The horny girl in college who had an overbearing father in high school and is now free to make out with all the guys in college.

Colloquialism:

She's a Cressida Baylor. Just get her number invite her to a movie at Tinseltown and make out with her. She'll be with someone new next week. Get checked for Mono if you makin' out wit Cressida Baylor.

by Hitch 16 March, 2025

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The burdensome Tax Man. The GOV claiming he needs the people's money for repairs when it's complete theft, a government scam, and lies.

Colloquialism:

Uncle Scam can print billions of dollars than why he need my coin? Answer: Cuz he don't! What Uncle Scam and Satan got in common? Pure thievery! Uncle Scam and Biden's 87,000 IRS agents need to go fuck themselves. Uncle Scam ain't my uncle, I only know Dow Dividend and Jonny Commissions. There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated because he worked for Uncle Scam!

by Absconder's Paradise 22 September, 2023

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Ponzi schemer who stole 65 billion.

Colloquialism:

I hate white collar criminals like Bernard Madoff! Thank God they caught Madoff! How many people can you hurt ya damn Madoff!

by Madoff with Billions 26 June, 2023

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Disespectable women who have a secret agenda to enrich their lives while using men for stability.

Colloquialism:

Georgia peach ain't sweet, but a Scamma Jamma Mamma. Scamma Jamma Mamma look out!

by Arroglance 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Shocking Moment

Colloquialism:

What a shocking moment?

by Shock it to Me! 6 July, 2023

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Sabbath rest in the Lord

Colloquialism:

Yuh took yuh bath? Every day I be Sabbathing.

by Preacher Man 11 September, 2024

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A hot latin girl, but has no tits.

Colloquialism:

“She has a pretty face, nice black flowing hair, cute ass, but where’d the tits go?

by Latinas Be Hot 13 July, 2023

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