Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Idiots that can't understand basic requests.

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No, Jaskiwinder at Walmart where the fuck is the Rogaine? Are you from Dumb Fuck Central? It's Minoxidil! Not Minerva or Trimurti you Dumb Fuck Central.

by Superstar 7 November, 2024

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A sick girl from China.

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Joke: What you call a sick girl from China? Answer: Wuhan! I don't care if it's Mulan or Kung Fu Panda, but Wuhan ain't on my future travel plan list.

by Covidiots 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

National Championships

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UConn got 5 Nattys in 25 years. Yep, they are a blue blood, but it's that old school blue collar that makes them the Nat King Cole.

by De Blues 9 December, 2023

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Cold blooded hispanic rapist.

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Ariel Castro is one sick bastard! Disgusting, evil monster for kidnapping three girls. dead giveaway. pretty lil white girl in the arms of a black man? dead giveaway. call 911 amanda berry.

by Charles Ramsey 30 December, 2025

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Not winners, not with the program, not great. Assume they are great only to realize they are already beaten.

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Whoa, how do I start? Basically everyone who is not a winner. Just so many losers who think they are great when the resume is Nil.

by Loseritis 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

40 days of Fasting.

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Ya wanna lose weight quick? Get on the Jesus Diet. Break your temptations in half with a 40 day fast! Jesus Diet worked for me! Jesus Diet, better than the Crack Diet! No side effects or addictions.

by Ron the Baptist 3 August, 2024

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Definition:

All the ladies a player be mac'n.

Colloquialism:

Boi he done slay numerous Assualties.

by Play On 26 October, 2023

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Definition:

How America turned from a fun environment into a boring place.

Colloquialism:

America used to be fun, but now with all the regulations, internet police, Cop Bots, and big brother watching you, it's a policed state. Merica Sux!

by P. Diddy 25 September, 2024

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Definition:

The act of canceling subscriptions from advertisers.

Colloquialism:

There is nothing more annoying than advertisers, and nothing more gratifying than to Unsubscribe from ALL of them.

by Torries 16 November, 2024

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The aftermath of having a new sister when you thought you were the best kid ever.

Colloquialism:

Oh no, the Sister-Math I've had to deal with when Erika came into the world. Sister-Math

by Dantes 11 September, 2024

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