Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Side girlfriends.

Colloquialism:

When you witness your Side Chick strike up a convo with your main chick.

by Guys Got Options 1 September, 2024

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Obtaining medical records after a person's suspicious death at the hospital.

Colloquialism:

Pa's dead need to obtain the Deadical Records to see what malpractice just happened.

by Display Vidiots 16 November, 2025

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Some untalented Palestinian rapper dude.

Colloquialism:

Lowkey...hm, I don't know? Sounds like a key under the door of the Hamas headquarters.

by One State Solution 26 October, 2023

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A sarcastic salutation telling someone to quit robbing.

Colloquialism:

Aight babe, "Rob Less You." And I love me too. :)

by Swami Smoothsayer 27 March, 2025

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Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.

Colloquialism:

That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.

by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024

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When dumbass women ask for a financial deposit to be their friend.

Colloquialism:

Saw a video on a guy testifying how a black woman told him he needed to pay a $500 deposit to be her friend. Talk about the entitlement? Nope, I will not be making a Friend Deposit anytime wit dese prostitute minded women.

by Women Crazy These Days 22 January, 2025

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Fake wannabe wrappers who all have the same thing in common the word Lil in their name as though they were Lil' Wayne.

Colloquialism:

And here's the list of the unoriginal Lil' Losers: Lil Xan, Lil Peep, Lil Yachty, Lil Pump, Lil Skies, Lil Wyte, Lil Debbie.

by Lil Kim 25 August, 2024

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A fake promise of granting “40 acres and a mule” to African-Americans while forcing sharecropping after Emancipation in 1865.

Colloquialism:

I didn't get my 40 acres and a mule, no nigga I got Forty Fakers And A Tool. This is just not okay with me.

by Mancipate 13 July, 2023

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Fake Nike store in Monistair, Tunisia

Colloquialism:

I was maxin' n' relaxin' in Monistair and came across a fake Nike store called Fly Foot, I shit you not. Buy you some Fly Foot you'll descend like R. Kelly. "I belive you can't fly...with Fly Foot."

by Pimpri Chinchwad 2 April, 2025

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World War 3 started on October 7th, 2023 when Hamas committed acts of terror on Israel.

Colloquialism:

Get ready for WW3 because it's definitely coming.

by Iron Dome 30 October, 2023

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