Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

From the movie "Aladdin." What guys do to impress women.

Colloquialism:

Hey Jazmine, I got a Bentley, a Mansion, and a Yacht, so you down for the Magic Carpet Ride? In the UAE, hot Somali bitches gone to the Gulf on the Magic Carpet Ride for sightseeing the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Fountain, and Palm Jumeirah.

by Fatima 5 August, 2024

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Great basketball player who is always injured, and never plays for the LA Clippers.

Colloquialism:

Kahwi Injury Leonard missed 179 of possible 435 games and is still sidelined indefinitely! What game does this guy play? Basketball or Crutches? Kahwi Injury Leonard be think'n the more games I miss, the more money I make! Perfect business strategy.

by Loss Angeles 25 October, 2024

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The mirror you look at that lies to your vanity in making your fat self look skinnier.

Colloquialism:

Bro, you don't need a Skinny Mirror you need a Fat mirror to shame you to lose weight.

by Fat Mirror 5 July, 2023

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Bookish people who suck at techy things.

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Professor Kluts is an Eruditz, never able to work anything with a battery and hardware.

by CNET 27 July, 2024

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No Cantonese please!

Colloquialism:

No, I don't want to learn Mandarin or Cantnonese. Fuck that! I'm set in my ways and I don't have many chinese friends either. Not birthing a kid in China like Rui either. Screw that. Can't make no sense of the Cantnonese.

by Not Gonna Learn Chinese 3 September, 2024

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Can't win, always losing, a complete losing streak. Total loser people.

Colloquialism:

Damn, she's been on the Loseritis streak since she broke up with Jimmy. She is always sucking. People be on Loseritis pills or something.

by The Greatest Loser Ever 26 June, 2023

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So poor you gotta pray for money cometh.

Colloquialism:

They not living paycheck to paycheck more like Pray Check 2 Pray Check.

by The 4th Budgeteer 27 April, 2025

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A swiss real estate agent living in the Dominican Republic who lies that she has more buyers to force you to make a decision on buying real estate.

Colloquialism:

Skeeza Con Teresa says, "Mark, you need to act quick because there's three other buyers who are going to look at the property." Mark says, "Skeez Con Teresa be at it again!"

by Wheeza 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Someone who is has a big dick.

Colloquialism:

He's a Cockafella! Is that Cockafella Center or forget about it?

by How you like dem apples? 26 May, 2024

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People from the Stan countries (ie Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Pakistan).

Colloquialism:

Oh shit, more Stanis in the country now! Let's get them some deodorant.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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