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Definition:

Gay black men in the closet.

Colloquialism:

So I got divorced and went to Houston and was hanging out with my friend Chris, he confessed to me he was on the down low and wanted my balls! I was like God, get me out of here!

by I'm Out of Here! 7 September, 2023

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Asians.

Colloquialism:

Strange looking faces in East Asia.

by Casey 14 November, 2025

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Definition:

Not just white folks, but ugly fat chicks that look for men overseas.

Colloquialism:

Blancas in DR soakin' it up with Sanky Pankys. Old Blancas in Ghana finding love through the Grant Road (green card catch and release).

by Griselda 18 January, 2026

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The hot international chick that rents at your building but is secretively a DJ to pay the bills.

Colloquialism:

Yep, I met DJ Renter from Buenos Aires. She had a nice ass, great tatas, and yoked tattoos. I told her I own the penthouse! It was on. DJ Renter and I turntables loud in my bedroom.

by DJ Renter 8 August, 2025

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People that hang on and hold you back.

Colloquialism:

Gotta let the Hangers-Oners go! Darn Hangers-Oners need to stop.

by Mackrel 22 September, 2024

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People who be doing wrong like it's a fashion style.

Colloquialism:

Here de Problem: Crimers, Wrongers, and Badders!

by Wrongly Brothers 2 January, 2025

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Greetings in the morning to my Nigga.

Colloquialism:

Mornigga jigga, slept well? Now, get me a cup of coffee.

by Black Barbie 29 July, 2024

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Young gay guys meeting late night at the local park to hook up. Space cadets Boyager 1 and Boyager 2 are on "Mission Lostitution" at Central Dark!

Colloquialism:

Walking at Plaza Botero, I saw Boyager 1 and Boyager 2 hookin' up near the Iglesia! Crazy loco.

by Mockupedia 12 June, 2024

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"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.

Colloquialism:

Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.

by United Booty 12 February, 2025

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The Can'ts.

Colloquialism:

Oh don't get me started on the can'ts from Can'tartica! Lack People from Can'tartica need to stay away from Winville. I've never heart of that place, where's Can'tartica? Dude, really? You didn't get the joke? People who can't! They the one's from Can'tartica. Can'tartica!

by Doge Coin 12 February, 2025

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