Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Guy on the Diamond Hunter series. Indiana Jones type who went to Africa and Guyana in pursuit of diamonds and gold, and winds up marrying an Amazonian broad.

Colloquialism:

I was scoping out Youtube and came across dredge manager Peter Likelis, sluicing for gold in the river Essequibo right there in sweaty humid Guyana! Hot damn.

by True Story 1 September, 2023

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Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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Definition:

All the lies that Liedolaters believe in.

Colloquialism:

Hindus are gross Liedolaters who are full of Liedolatry. Muslims think they believe in one god. No dude, you believe Liedolatry because anything you worship that is not Jesus is a fake god. Satan hides in Liedolatry.

by Third World Religion Sux 18 December, 2023

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Serial Killers, Serial Rapists, Serial Haters

Colloquialism:

Watch out foh dem Serials! You know da Serial Killa's, rapists, and hataz. They claim I'm a serial dater, no I'm serial player.

by Lahd Vanuatu 21 January, 2026

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Scam meter

Colloquialism:

The metric that identifies the amount of scam in each country is called the Scameter. Yea, I'm curious to know what does the Scameter read out say about the police in Honduras? 10 out 10 for high level scamming. Just as I thought!

by Dishonest Politician 15 July, 2025

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New Orleans Radicalized Moslem Attacker.

Colloquialism:

You already know I don't call them Muslims. I use the most pejorative terminology possible - The Moslems! Don't get me started on Shamsud Din-Jabbar? We talkin' about the most radicalized islamic scammer of the highest order known to mankind.

by Kareem Abdul Jabbar 2 January, 2025

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Kleptomaniac

Colloquialism:

That super zero Klepto Man be stealing everyone's belongings.

by Thou Shalt Not Steal 15 November, 2023

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Definition:

The Averagers that work the 9-5 shift or Graveyarders. The working class folks. The employees of a company, not ownership.

Colloquialism:

There's all the fucking Ployees working at the casino! Real cool ployee.

by Unemployable 7 July, 2023

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A strong romantic hug demonstrating your love for your significant other.

Colloquialism:

No side hugs or shoulder taps! Only Luv Hugs!

by Aggressive Romance 6 July, 2024

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Definition:

Spitefully in agreement.

Colloquialism:

Lessee owes me money and says "duly noted," I write "Cruelly Noted."

by Lessor 28 August, 2023

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