Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The guy who is bonking all the girls!

Colloquialism:

Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.

by Roblin 10 January, 2024

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The wonderful enjoyments of life.

Colloquialism:

Why be so serious, stiff or die frustrated when you can have some Prodigal Fun?

by Son Dialed 6 August, 2023

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Definition:

To marry height to create height for the progeny in athletics and modeling.

Colloquialism:

The whole point is to Breed Up, not breed down. You get that! People be breeding down, when you supposed to be breeding up.

by Progeny 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Hard on. Testerone pumping when a man looks at pornography.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm all about Renudeable Energy Projects! Hahaha. Why I go to Colombia and Brazil for the Renudeable Energy drinks.

by Mormon 27 August, 2024

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Definition:

Blonde bombshell stripper gold digger scammer.

Colloquialism:

87 year old Howie got played by ANS.

by Open Your Eyes 2 July, 2023

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Only the most talented and baddest guy in Brazil. A man with exceptional ability, network, and contacts to make anything, everything, all things happen in Rio de Janeiro.

Colloquialism:

Yo King Doctor Solutions is the real! That Guy is the sex doctor. The love doctor. The immigration doctor. The real estate doctor. The tourism doctor. He's tha King!

by Carib Coolie Star 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

When a Mockumentarian makes funny mockisms in narration.

Colloquialism:

Mockrates is one highly skilled mockementarian; who makes up the funniest Mocktales ever.

by Mock Jocky 29 October, 2023

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Definition:

Someone who can't be an entrepreneur even if they wanted to.

Colloquialism:

Mary Ellen Simonsen is undeniably a Cantrepreneur.

by Shark Tank 28 August, 2024

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Definition:

Dumbasses that think UFO's exist.

Colloquialism:

When UFO Reporters like Shaq and Jimmy Kimmel think UFO's are real that's when I know Neil Degrasse Tyson is laughing out of his socks. Idiots, when Christians are raptured out of the world they will assume we are those Aliens. "See, I told you those people were Aliens all along, and now they have disappeared!"

by Signs 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Police.

Colloquialism:

Was driving under the speed limit, but the racist PoPo still stopped me anyways!

by Innocent Driver 28 June, 2023

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