Definition:
When all your options flop. Failure on all sides.
Colloquialism:
Some people be trading options. Jezebel be trading Floptions. "Man, I only got Floptions right now!"
by Floppy Risk 2 August, 2023
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Definition:
The white guy that always loses at everything.
Colloquialism:
Hey, it's the token white guy - Rick Loss. Let's play a sport Rick Loss and he will lose so we can win.
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
Definition:
Fake tan cream. The guys that wear orange tan solution on their body instead of just getting some real sunshine.
Colloquialism:
There's the Fake Tan Man wearing orange tan solution in Seattle.
by Simon the Tanner 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Sports term for losing to a clutch sports play at the end of a game named after Duke basketball Christian Laettner's epic game winning shot vs. Kentucky in 1992.
Colloquialism:
Yo! Check it out, Braylin Mullins just Laettnered Duke in the Elite Eight, March Madness. Talk about payback for the Puke Blue Devils big shots in the 90's. Ain't Michigan so happy now? We got Laettnered at the end of the game by the best player on the other team. Hate that guy!
by Karaban Caravan 31 March, 2026
Definition:
Ned Flanders kind of candy ass brand of Christianity.
Colloquialism:
Sorry, not into Whiteanity. No, fuck that. Spare me the nonesense.
by Ned Flanders 29 June, 2024
Definition:
A brasilian bitch that only chases soccer players.
Colloquialism:
For the love of Maria, there's another Maria Schuteira chasing the football players. Well, ain't it a dream come true, Maria Schuteira and Lil Ronaldo got married.
by Sock Her 2 August, 2023
Definition:
Expensive food, small portions. Not appetizing. Waiters lie. Huge gratuity restuarants
Colloquialism:
Fuckin' "less-u-rants!" Everytime I order a food item at this resturant, it's like a gazillion dollars and like the tiniest smallest gourmet hors d'oeuvre. Damn, I came to eat for real, not cheat on my appetite at a "less-u-rant!" "Less-u-rants" be suckin! We ain't at a restaurant, but at a less-u-rant!
by Cheatin' On My Appetite 18 September, 2023
Definition:
Men that don't make money. Anticlimactic individual. Poor situation.
Colloquialism:
He's a Hard off; Limp Dick, can't take care of me. Poor situation.
by Mrs. Money Bags London 20 August, 2024
Definition:
Dumb ass Prime Minister of England who looks like Harry in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Colloquialism:
There goes the worst prime minister in England's history that total dumb as Boris "Dumb and Dumber" Johnson.
by Anonymous 26 June, 2023
Definition:
All your haters
Colloquialism:
How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.
by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023