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Definition:

Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.

Colloquialism:

Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.

by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024

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Laughingstock of the Demorat Party.

Colloquialism:

Terrible politician Chuck Tumor! Has Chuck Tumor done anything substantial in his career? Wow, Chuck Tumor? Really?

by Elon Musk 5 February, 2025

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Definition:

Suicide

Colloquialism:

Jeb was found Unaliving himself after his wife betrayed his marriage.

by Slit Wrist 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

Truck that carries chemicals

Colloquialism:

No Hazmat on the highway.

by Truck U! 28 June, 2024

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People who trip over their own newspaper clippings to oblivion.

Colloquialism:

Triptofan believes what they say only to realize he's walkin on ice slippin & trippin to nada.

by Baddles 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

The way Dominicans say New York Yankees.

Colloquialism:

Yankee lose! Jew York Jankees es mi favorita equipe. No me gusta Mets.

by Juan Soto 16 November, 2025

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Definition:

Folks that be greedy for sex.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Sluttons fiending for the booty bounce.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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The act of being paralyzed when confronted with too much information.

Colloquialism:

Oh no, she's got Data Paralysis! Stuck in la la land with a new set of Data Paralysis!

by Bet Tracker 10 November, 2024

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Definition:

A girl with so many debts she wants you to pay for it.

Colloquialism:

Vanessa Bills from Jamaica wanting me to pay for her college tuition, and then some!

by Bill Collector 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

White New Age psychopath who thinks he's experienced past lifes.

Colloquialism:

What happened to the blood of Christ, Edward Mannix? No Ed, you are not a LightWorker, more like a demon worker. There is no light outside the Light of Christ. Edward Mannix is a total deceiver and crackpot.

by Large Group Clearing 5 February, 2025

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