Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

4x earnings in your investment of money.

Colloquialism:

I hit me a Quantiplier, put 2k into the horse racing derby, and won me 10k at the end of day. What'd do you say? It's fun when your Parlay goes for a Quantiplier.

by Arundel Mills 31 July, 2024

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Definition:

Preaching that is so way out of context and sensational using the"first and the last" scripture incorrectly.

Colloquialism:

Uh o, I know where this is going, the Lasters on his soap box preaching how I can't be first but last! Perfect, more Laster's telling me I'm last and why I can't be first. I don't listen to Lasters, Lordsters, and Sundayers. Hahaha.

by Pimple Saudager 17 April, 2025

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Definition:

Offspring sired by a hindian.

Colloquialism:

Son of A jeet! how the hell did i put curry powder in my yogurt instead of the cinnamon? what did the china man tell the hindu after an argument? Son of A jeet! i don't want your curry in my noodle bowl.

by Roman Daniels 8 December, 2025

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Definition:

The mirror you look at that lies to your vanity in making your fat self look skinnier.

Colloquialism:

Bro, you don't need a Skinny Mirror you need a Fat mirror to shame you to lose weight.

by Fat Mirror 5 July, 2023

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Definition:

The opposite of Temu's shopping like a billionaire sound bite.

Colloquialism:

I'm "Shopping Like A Nillionaire" in Makoko, Nigeria. Shopping Like A Nillionaire at the South China Mall.

by K-192 Flea Market 2 April, 2025

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Definition:

The guy who is the definition of being "That Guy." The weirdo. The loser. The statistic.

Colloquialism:

Human traffickers are evil. I definitely don't want to be "That Guy."

by Inhumanity 21 July, 2023

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Definition:

A naughty, kinky, sexually potent woman.

Colloquialism:

That bitch from Brazil is a total Safada!

by Mulata Brasileira 16 July, 2023

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Definition:

The ugly tats that losers wear.

Colloquialism:

Tats that basically say how dumb and uncreative you are. Hi I'm Tatatoullie.

by Dumbness Factor 18 December, 2023

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Definition:

Saying something very uncomfortable.

Colloquialism:

She's so Cringe that she mixes up ketchup and relish like it's icing on a cake.

by Jonathan S. 8 July, 2023

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Definition:

Putrid undrinkable water from Tijuana.

Colloquialism:

Baby, you taste ass fresh ass Tijuana Spring Water!

by Cartel 11 April, 2025

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