Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

40 days of Fasting.

Colloquialism:

Ya wanna lose weight quick? Get on the Jesus Diet. Break your temptations in half with a 40 day fast! Jesus Diet worked for me! Jesus Diet, better than the Crack Diet! No side effects or addictions.

by Ron the Baptist 3 August, 2024

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Often ugly woke female college students who try to dominate college discussion forums and are totally brainwashed like Elon Musk's daughter!

Colloquialism:

Dommunists be blurting out more nonsensical crap. I never listen to them anyways.

by Sounds Good To Me? 2 September, 2023

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An expression for excessive greed! The most greedy moment in a person's life. Sarcastically defining the intolerant view of greed at its pinnacle. Named after the Greedy Gehazi found in II Kings 5:20-27.

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"The Greed Of Gehazi!" The white guy thought he could flip real estate and bank 20 million for himself only to be overleveraged to the hilt, but now the creditors are after his delinquent ass because he failed in procuring a successful buyer, "Oh The Greed Of Gehazi!"

by Good Deeds 27 July, 2023

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A metric of power beyond measure

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Senator Play Your Teen, holds Unlimitoso.

by More Power 9 August, 2024

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Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.

Colloquialism:

There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!

by Unibro 13 July, 2023

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Cricket losers from India that think they can pitch in the Big Leagues, but suck at everything.

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No, motherfucker you suck. Cricket Pitchers can go back to Chennai or Bangladesk as far as I am concerned. Total disgrace to the game of baseball.

by Namaste Bitches 20 August, 2025

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One sick evil rich bastard. The embodiment of Satan.

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What's new? George Soros thinks he's god!

by Davos Switzerland 26 January, 2024

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Asking a person of the opposite sex to come over to bang.

Colloquialism:

I called him, it was a Bangover. We had a nice Bangover together.

by Hot Pocket 17 August, 2024

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Not paying rent and getting the eviction notice.

Colloquialism:

Listen up yall. If you pay the rent you don't get the eviction notice, and get Eviction Note Anxiety. These EBT chicks be getting Eviction Note Anxiety and posting it on the Tok.

by Orlando Miner 14 July, 2025

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Gay gate keepers in the inside circle of gay Hollywood.

Colloquialism:

Gay Keepers want you to do some gay shit for you to get on the inside of gay Hollywood.

by Hollybad 1 December, 2024

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