Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A nice way of calling saying your woman didn't follow through in her commitment.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Snowflake? you still on your way? Snowflake disappeared on me.

by Dumb & Distracted 4 January, 2026

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Definition:

Fictitious large number

Colloquialism:

None of the words jillion, zillion, squillion, gazillion, kazillion, Bajillion, or bazillion (or Brazilian) are real numbers.

by Cuzillion 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

When certain entitled black folks think they first when they are just a bunch of FOB's!

Colloquialism:

Back of the line Rosa Darks! The last shall be first so quit cutting the qeue line. We are not on the same level. Don't think Rosa Darks got me fooled. Fobulater!

by Qeue Cutters! 12 July, 2023

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Definition:

A fictitious musical instrument a mom pulls to guilt their children.

Colloquialism:

Mom's playing the Guiltar tonight after Daquan showed up late for dinner.

by Truant 27 July, 2024

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A person who suffers incredibly from delusion. They are like a pawn on the game of chess, an easy target for more delusion. Deluded Pawns pretend to be other pieces on the chess board like a King or Queen, but they can only make one move and are easy targets for the more inclined.

Colloquialism:

Yo, there's Jason, a deluded pawn who thinks he controls the stock market; I didn't know nillionaires are now multi-millionaires. All these Deluded Pawns in Los Angeles think they are big shots when they have bills, rent payments, a mortgage, and college debt.

by Pawnee Fables 19 July, 2023

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Definition:

A high quality player; a ladies man.

Colloquialism:

There's that HQP Coolie Mac; boy he is always dating a fine woman.

by High Quality Player 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

Sucks. Terrible. Awful

Colloquialism:

Taylor Swift Sux.

by Nope 17 February, 2024

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Definition:

Lowlifes that steal burned down homes from fires.

Colloquialism:

Gasoline in sewers? Fire Looters dressed like Fire Fighters stealing Emmy's in Palisades? Fire Looters suck.

by Gavin Lose Him 19 January, 2025

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Definition:

Person who commits suicide.

Colloquialism:

Relationships are not suicide missions. I repeat they are not Felo-De-Se. They are give and take. You got the fucking memo?

by Self-Annihilation 18 September, 2023

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