Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Slawsa is a delicious cabbage-based relish with addictive heat undertones (slaw-salsa hybrid).

Colloquialism:

Oowee, get me da Slawsa! Slawsa tastin' good.

by Brenda 28 August, 2024

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Sikhs, Jabis, and all the groups of people that wear Turbans.

Colloquialism:

Preachin' to the urban community is tapped out. Now, I'm movin' to the innercity Turban Communities. Global Vision 2025: Turban Communities. Oh yea, I met a whole bunch of Turban Outfitters last week at the mall. Smelled awful.

by Zaidy Paki 6 October, 2024

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Going to Hell.

Colloquialism:

Khartoum nigga ain't going to Heavenly paradise; nah, Khartoum nigga going to shitty Hell, on his way to The Crapture. Where dem folks on the broad road going? To The Crapture! Straight to the River Styxx.

by Go Low 20 February, 2025

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An expression for excessive greed! The most greedy moment in a person's life. Sarcastically defining the intolerant view of greed at its pinnacle. Named after the Greedy Gehazi found in II Kings 5:20-27.

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"The Greed Of Gehazi!" The white guy thought he could flip real estate and bank 20 million for himself only to be overleveraged to the hilt, but now the creditors are after his delinquent ass because he failed in procuring a successful buyer, "Oh The Greed Of Gehazi!"

by Good Deeds 27 July, 2023

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Any evil book or work that is untrue or full of myths and lies.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, that's a Book of Devilation! Lovecraft’s “Necronomicon" definitely an evil book. What's about Rebelation 6:66? Sound moh like The Book of Devilation!

by Evil Work 1 July, 2025

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When your government officials just let all the illegals take for the granted the system.

Colloquialism:

All these "grants" now living in the country are taking for granted what everyone else worked so hard to build over the centuries.

by Grant 26 June, 2023

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China Spy

Colloquialism:

Sounds like shoe. Don't let Xu Yanjun spy on you.

by GE 24 August, 2024

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Fictitious Law Firm that denies plaintiffs allegations with perjury, and thinks they are the head honcho of disputes by never acknowledging wrong.

Colloquialism:

How embarrasing it must be to work for Smell & Killmer. They smell because they are ugly hearted people, they kill your complaint with white lies because they empty soulless creatures. I got a letter from Smell & Killmer. The denied allegations instead of offering settlement. Now, I have to make them look stupid at Discovery.

by Jury for the Plaintiff 30 October, 2025

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Suffering while the prayer download is buffering up to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

Man, ya'll sometimes I feel like the Duffering takes way too long for some of these prayers to get answered at the Throne of God. And let the Duffering begin!

by Can I Get a Prayer Answered? 25 July, 2025

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Opposed to technology

Colloquialism:

Damn luddites be messing up everything, thinking technology is completely evil. Technology helps, but the luddites want the stone age.

by Stone Age 15 August, 2023

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