Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Sexual harassment at Mcdonald's!

Colloquialism:

Bae claimin' she was Mcfondled my Ronald Mcdonald look alike at the drive through of Mickey D's!

by The Donald Crump 10 November, 2024

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Just an average sexual dalliance.

Colloquialism:

Yea, we had a Parlay, rendezvous at about 2, in the morning. I was so drunk it was only a sub Parlay.

by Trists 12 June, 2024

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New Fresh of the Boat people living in the ghetto trying to floss and look like they cool, but it just ain't working.

Colloquialism:

There's Paneer being Ghetto Fobuluos!

by Fobulate 30 June, 2023

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Women that have pets but can't take care of them.

Colloquialism:

Dog Mother got a pet, now asking me to dog sit, and clean shit. I think nots, puppy pound here we come. ER Veterinarian bill more expensive than ER for humans. Why did you decide to be a Dog Mother when you not gonna take care of your dog? That's dogligence.

by Puppy Ciao 24 January, 2026

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The baseball team that does not exist meaning all those folks in other countries wearing the NY hat like they are part of Yankee history.

Colloquialism:

Ouch, it pains my soul to see all those NY Hatters cop that New York hat like they from NY. NY Hatters be disrespecting the whole Yankee thang. NY Hatters could field a whole stadium without one person ever playing a real baseball game or actually understanding the game of baseball.

by Selling Merchandise 23 September, 2023

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Sex cult leaders in Utah.

Colloquialism:

And we already knew! School Of The Prophets in Mormonville is actually the Sex School of Makin Profits!

by Cults Are Deplorable 26 June, 2023

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Scam Hindian Coding Language

Colloquialism:

Oh shit! Don't be get me started with fuckin' shitty JeetpeeT smelly bullshit mixed with feces and urine hindian language encoded with idolatrous lies and undeserving fake confidence that dudn't belong in the same room with the Truth. You better learn JeetpeeT before the Dus piss on you and scam to the top like Vivek Ramascammy and Minhaj Up the Butt and Meet the Thakurs!

by Beat The Jeet! 24 June, 2026

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To marry height to create height for the progeny in athletics and modeling.

Colloquialism:

The whole point is to Breed Up, not breed down. You get that! People be breeding down, when you supposed to be breeding up.

by Progeny 19 September, 2023

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Doesn't add to success. Subtraction.

Colloquialism:

What is Girl Math? A woman who has no clue how to do accounting nor can she obey. Negative bank balance, negative net worth; all negatives no positives.

by Division 24 January, 2025

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