Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A fake celebrity cult created by crazy white guy L. Ron Hubbard believing in past lives existence in the cult religion of scientology.

Colloquialism:

Lientology has no truth; only lies. Look at all dem lientologists in that sham religion of Lientology. Lientific community need to quit it with the fake Lientology.

by Nope! 7 October, 2023

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Definition:

Putrid undrinkable water from Tijuana.

Colloquialism:

Baby, you taste ass fresh ass Tijuana Spring Water!

by Cartel 11 April, 2025

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Definition:

Doesn't add to success. Subtraction.

Colloquialism:

What is Girl Math? A woman who has no clue how to do accounting nor can she obey. Negative bank balance, negative net worth; all negatives no positives.

by Division 24 January, 2025

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Definition:

People who don't contribute.

Colloquialism:

She's effin Dead Weight. Not on the payroll, contributes nothing, no value.

by Chet Steadmen 14 August, 2024

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Definition:

Some Italian Canadian dude.

Colloquialism:

Dipparone be doing the girls at the University of Florida.

by Got Diparroned 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

Trickery and booting someone off the island, essentially mean to expell or remove like in the show Survivor.

Colloquialism:

I really liked Jessica, but had to blindside her for Tammy. Blindsiding happens to us all where your employer fires you for no good reason. Blindsiding is part of the show Survivor.

by Elimidate 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Captain America's outfit is really from Puerto Rico!

Colloquialism:

Saw me El Capitan Puerto Rico's outfit and he's definitely Puerto Rican, but Puerto Rico is America so no big deal.

by Rico Suave 15 September, 2023

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Definition:

Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

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Definition:

The fake Jehovah Witness book that claims to be God's Word.

Colloquialism:

Jovah Libel be slandering the truth. Jovah's be tryna push their Jovah Libel on we. Not happening!

by Slandering Blasphemer 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

The act of reading someone's messages, but not responding to the person via a text message, voice note, or call.

Colloquialism:

Hey Mac, why you Blue Ticking me!

by pronob sarker 5 July, 2023

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