Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Nothing to do in Cape Coral.

Colloquialism:

I got a case of Cape Coma, let's make the drive to Miami and go to Collins on South Beach.

by Virginia 13 April, 2025

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A fake online profile designed to trick people into falling in love, or creating the illusion of romance only to scam money out of that individual.

Colloquialism:

"Catfish bitch left me in the parking lot of Costco the other week. How the hell did this happen to me?"

by Trout 2 July, 2023

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The fake bitches dressed in Brazilian Samba outfits but are not Brazilian and can't speak a lick of Portuguese.

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Yep, I'm here with my homie and we are at Bellagio Fountain here in Las Vegas and guess who wants our money for a photo? You got it! The Vegas Fake Carnaval Chicks!

by Carnaval Festival of Flesh! 7 July, 2023

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Gettin' pussy on demand.

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He plays shortstop for the Yankees, that position will earn him a lot of Tommy Hilfinger with that.

by Money Works 30 July, 2024

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American city known for crime, ghetto living, litter, graffiti, and hot humid summers, and bare cold winters albeit some nice suburban neighborhoods and solid churchfolk.

Colloquialism:

Faultimore has its problems. Faultimore is the cheaper option to expensive D.C. Faultimore's public school system ranks at the near bottom.

by D.C. Living 24 August, 2023

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Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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The corrupt Jewish Mammon lovers of NY.

Colloquialism:

Where are you from? I'm from Jew York! I didn't actually earn my money, no I got my money from Uncle Goldberg who cut me a billion dollars from his hedge fund. That's Jew York for you!

by Jew Yorker 13 July, 2023

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Latino harassment, no thank you!

Colloquialism:

I had to deal with a whole bunch of Hracias from the customs agent in Medellin, Colombia! Hracias! No thank you.

by Mockupedia 22 June, 2024

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Definition:

Chinese Spy software app

Colloquialism:

Are you stupid? Why would you download DeepSeek on your phone? Are you an idiot? It's from China like TikTok. Yall are dumb.

by Kevin Mr. Wonderful O'Leary 29 January, 2025

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The sad pathetic attempts advertisers make to brainwash the public.

Colloquialism:

Blokes on Youtube put out moronic Sadvertisements to make you trust in the fakisms.

by Fakery Bakery 21 July, 2023

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