A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.
"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!
by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023
Scam meter
The metric that identifies the amount of scam in each country is called the Scameter. Yea, I'm curious to know what does the Scameter read out say about the police in Honduras? 10 out 10 for high level scamming. Just as I thought!
by Dishonest Politician 15 July, 2025
Caribbeanized term for sarcastically saying "My Ass" on the island of San Andres.
"Mras! Boi dat mon be lying bout everyting." "Mras, why you cussin' and fussin,' just tell de truth soulja!" "Mras! Bus full up here at Rocky Cay, need to get to Centro rapidamente." "Mras, what you know bout Cayo Bolivar o Providence? "Mras, what dis?" "Mras, Mras, Mras! Hahahaa :)!"
by Mras 24 October, 2023
Investing time, money, and energy in a young woman only to see the Bedroom Payout.
I am talking to a 19 year old Angolan hottie, I can't wait til the Maturity Date!
by Time & Chance 14 July, 2023
No track record; a thin resume.
There goes those 20 years old with a Lack Record! Thin resumes yet they think they are the greatest.
by Real Resume Guy 5 July, 2023
People that be lackin'
Too many lack people these days.
by Mockupedia 17 February, 2024
Unpronounceables names of Muslims attributing worship to demon Baal (Hubal) = allah.
Why the fuck would I want to pronounce names that are fucking deplorable like Abd-al-Muttalib? I fuckin' wouldn't! Fuck that and you shouldn't either because we're not into Slamic Names!
by Nope! Fuck That! 1 May, 2025
The Jewish FTX scammer
Well if it isn't Scam ConMan Greed, hope that polyamorous scamming bastard goes to jail for 150 years!
by Charles Ponzi 13 July, 2023
Some mad scientist astronomer who thinks his Harvard degree means Aliens exist.
Hi, I'm Avi Loeb and I'm Jewish so that means I'm right, and you're wrong about Extraterrestrials.
by More Dumbass White Guys 11 September, 2023