Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Sagat the guy on Street Fighter.

Colloquialism:

Sagat The Faggat is not my favorite avatar in the game Street Fighter.

by Ken Ryu 16 August, 2024

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The Doctor of Ass!

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Dr. Djibouti and come to my medical clinic, I am the doctor of ass. I will make sure you have the best ass on the planet. My factory the Assplant, will give you the best African butt lift ever.

by African Round Booty 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

The way that Western Africans from Ghana and Nigeria say the word negotiate.

Colloquialism:

Jessica Os I want to Kneegotiate too. Babe, how bout we Kneegotiate.

by Charles Darkley 14 April, 2025

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Definition:

Sucks. Terrible. Awful

Colloquialism:

Taylor Swift Sux.

by Nope 17 February, 2024

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Late night at the center of town or a scary part of the city where it is low lit.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm in Central Dark right now, walkin' fast, and avoiding the muggers here in Bogota.

by Bippin' 3 August, 2024

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Definition:

Slang for rigmarole or that which is absurd.

Colloquialism:

I am not a Circus Act or a Harlem Globetrotter. This is my real life. She's just a Circus Act; a one trick pony.

by Trapezi 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

40 days of Fasting.

Colloquialism:

Ya wanna lose weight quick? Get on the Jesus Diet. Break your temptations in half with a 40 day fast! Jesus Diet worked for me! Jesus Diet, better than the Crack Diet! No side effects or addictions.

by Ron the Baptist 3 August, 2024

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Definition:

People that be following you everywhere.

Colloquialism:

Brooklyn girl be my lackie. I love it. Lackie come here, lackie go there. You're all Lackies!

by Blacky Lackies 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

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Definition:

Life is a hellish gamble.

Colloquialism:

“It’s not paradise, but you still got to rolle the dice"

by Roll the Dice 28 June, 2023

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