Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The dumb asses that drop your phone and cause cracks and dents on your new phone.

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There's phone breaker at it again breaking my new iPhone. How awesome to have a phone breaker as a relative? I don't have kids, I have little Phone Breakers! Your not my sister, you are just a little phone breaker!

by Sherice 13 July, 2023

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White guys that make your stuff disappear. Disappearing acts.

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There's a reason all the Vegas Magician are white, because they make things disappear. Good at making your shit disappear. All throughout history these Vegas Magician cause your shit to disappear. The gold, they steal it. The silver, they steal it. Your girl, they steal it. Your secrets, they steal it. Your research, they steat it and claim it is theirs. Your money, they steal it. Disappearing acts. That's what these guys are good at, making your wealth disappear. Don't let some Vegas Magician make your money disappear on you with false promises of wealth. If you want to make a rabit appear, sounds good you Vegas Magician, you try to make my money disappear Vegas Magician, we going throw you over the Hoover Dam.

by Larry Huch 17 November, 2023

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The white papparazzi guys that taken photos of you everywhere you go when you famous.

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NaziRazzis be following me everywhere. NaziRazzi always taken photos of my ugliest sides.

by Photographer 19 September, 2023

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Tax authorities that overcharge

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There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated, he's the Taxistas that middles his way to the middle for the false charges.

by Don't Pay 15 August, 2024

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Indian Disease; Worst Underculture.

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What's JeetPox? Oh yea, it's headbopping, bad, smelly, accented, slumlording, demon temple worship, paganistic underculture of idolatrous criminals, thieves, and scammers who are brainswashed by Bollywood movies in pursuits of more fraud in Western Countries. Watch out for the JeetPox!

by Meets The Jeetsons 24 June, 2026

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Chinese Spy software app

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Are you stupid? Why would you download DeepSeek on your phone? Are you an idiot? It's from China like TikTok. Yall are dumb.

by Kevin Mr. Wonderful O'Leary 29 January, 2025

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Definition:

England

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Jersey girl call meh and she movin' to Da Gland! What business you have in Da Gland? Too damn cold foh me livin' in Da Gland. Eh, Berkshire? Da Gland? Posh & Becks be from Da Gland.

by Dwayne Rooney 11 November, 2023

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Definition:

The acronym for Not Even Close.

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That's NEC, you are so off my a mile bro. NEC! NOT EVEN CLOSE. Negative. It's NEC. You are NEC, it's Not Even Close.

by Did I do that? 16 July, 2024

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A person who started off trustworthy but lost your trust through the process of distrust.

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Debt Grantham became Untrustable when he lost my trust with his shady real estate development practices. Thta guy is totally Untrustable due to the reason the can't balance a check book.

by Devil in the Details 17 August, 2024

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A nice way of calling saying your woman didn't follow through in her commitment.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Snowflake? you still on your way? Snowflake disappeared on me.

by Dumb & Distracted 4 January, 2026

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