Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Salivating lusty customers at brothels!

Colloquialism:

Lustomers be wantin' that brothel ass down in Pahrump.

by Pahrumps 26 June, 2023

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King Doctor Solutions

Colloquialism:

Wud up KDS? How you livin' KDS? It's da King Doctor Solutions, the KDS, got a problem? Get your solutions! KDS knows all the languages. KDS knows the game. KDS can get you legal assistance. Dat's meh friend, KDS! Boss KDS!

by American Tourister 10 August, 2024

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Definition:

Investing time, money, and energy in a young woman only to see the Bedroom Payout.

Colloquialism:

I am talking to a 19 year old Angolan hottie, I can't wait til the Maturity Date!

by Time & Chance 14 July, 2023

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A coy way of saying, "you don't know me."

Colloquialism:

Quienes usted? Jew don't know me! Who are you? Jew don't know me the Puerto Rican guy said.

by Jewy 13 July, 2023

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The moronic deluded Pope of the Vatican that would baptize fake Aliens if they visited Earth.

Colloquialism:

Dope Francis says, "show your love for the alien, for you were Aliens in the land of Egypt."

by End Catholicism 11 September, 2023

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A naughty, kinky, sexually potent woman.

Colloquialism:

That bitch from Brazil is a total Safada!

by Mulata Brasileira 16 July, 2023

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Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.

Colloquialism:

You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.

by Choices 18 August, 2023

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White people

Colloquialism:

Who iz dem Shooters? White terrorists. White on white crime. Tyler Robinsons! Now here's to you Misses Robinson! Shooters running off the roof. Shooter here, Shooter there!

by Death Penalty 15 September, 2025

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Definition:

Girl’s ass goes from left to right like a pendulum when walking.

Colloquialism:

Oh yesiree those cheeks be switchin' as she glides on the asphalt.

by Hot Chick 30 June, 2023

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A fat kid named Bobby.

Colloquialism:

Come to find out that Blobby was diagnosed with asthma, and all this time we thought he was a fat ass!

by Dauphin Island 3 August, 2024

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