Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A saying that means "No Jeets Allowed."

Colloquialism:

Well, I see in Canada in the town of Leaveland the Indians got a ball club like the movie Hook and Deeraq Jeeter is starring for the Leaveland Indians. Time to get deported, leave, kicked out, and never return again you undesireable maggot turds. What's the worst team in Canadian Baseball? The Leaveland Indians!

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Theft with a sexual connotation to it.

Colloquialism:

Why would you buy land from a shell company with two Italian shareholders? Sounds like an Italian Job to me, total scam. You mean the trumpeter Luciano Invernizzi's in on it?

by Syracuse 18 March, 2025

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Crazy billionaire fantasy to populate Mars.

Colloquialism:

Can't make this shit up. Atheists forgot about the people of the Earth and decided to listen lunatic crazy Elon Mars on the mission to populate an inhospitable planet.

by Faturn and Stupider 31 May, 2025

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Florida known for its Gun happy ways.

Colloquialism:

From Gainesville in the Gunshine State. Damn proud of it, love my gator tail, guns, and gullah talkin' ways.

by Gullah Island 20 August, 2024

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Invasion of the Indians in Toronto

Colloquialism:

Toronto Blue Jeets are everywhere. It's terrible. Hate them like SARS.

by What The Jeet? 11 June, 2026

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Crackpots. Total Psychopaths

Colloquialism:

Every fake religious leader out there is a Quacktard. What are Quacktards? The guys that quack stupid statements with those tardy lips.

by Teaching Wrong 11 June, 2025

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Mall Worker Syndrome. 9-5er mentality.

Colloquialism:

Mall workers suck—too much Department Complex.

by Mockupedia 29 May, 2024

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A sports team that's straight from the pit of Hell.

Colloquialism:

And next on the pitch are the Hindu Devils playing against the reigning champs, the India Idolaters.

by The Oracle of Delhi 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Name of a real figure in Asia that phonetically sounds exactly like Samsung.

Colloquialism:

Yo Sam Sung got a big TV! Sam Sung a nice song on China Idol.

by Toshiba 31 July, 2024

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Definition:

A Norman system that doesn't work anymore.

Colloquialism:

Cash Bail? Get rid of it! He's not Bailable, I wouldn't.

by Judge Whoppner 24 August, 2024

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