Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.

Colloquialism:

Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.

by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024

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A very racist town in Southeast, Texas with a large Ku Klux Klan constituency.

Colloquialism:

What you know bout Vidor, Texas? I only done gone bowling there. Vidor had black folks but they keep gettin' rid of them movin' to Beaumont an' Port Arthur.

by KKK 13 November, 2024

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A guy who sucks at baseball.

Colloquialism:

You are such a fucking Rube! You fuckin' newbie. Rube Marquard would be rolling in his grave after the way you pitch. Rube, you suck at baseball!

by Rubey Tuesday 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Indlish, terrible verbage, AI fake profiles, fake English names, Du anger, scam centers, pagan ways, terrible scents, cigarette smoke, phishing hack attacks, bindis, elephant worship.

Colloquialism:

Jeetsons lying about just everything. Total Scam Center full of Jeetsons.

by Hurricane Scammy 31 March, 2026

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Definition:

The Pharaoh who tells you to shut up!

Colloquialism:

"I'm Pharaoh Shotep and yall need to shut the f up!" Just do what I say! I'm Pharaoh Shotep, now shut up! Make more bricks! Build me my pyramid. Let's go Pithom and Ramses; you're weaklings! You are not leaving Egypt! No fucking way!

by Kmat 13 December, 2023

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Definition:

Folks that be greedy for sex.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Sluttons fiending for the booty bounce.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Swing Lappin'; dancin' in each others laps.

Colloquialism:

Let's get Lappy Swangy baby. Car bump now you hump on my lump. Lol. Dats Lappy Swangy.

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Nickname for the Gaslamp party district in San Diego where lots of bitches dress up like tramps.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Gastramp District and saw me a bunch hoochie mamas and tramps.

by Bentley 1 September, 2024

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Definition:

Some weirdo who has the name Beckham and Victoria in their name.

Colloquialism:

Parents named her after Posh and Becks! What a fucking mistake?

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A fat athlete.

Colloquialism:

Yo, I don't know if those players is real athletes, cuz they be lookin' like Fatletes. Son, you claim to be an athlete, but lookin' more like a Fatlete.

by Fatlete Footed 26 June, 2023

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