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Definition:

Not winners, not with the program, not great. Assume they are great only to realize they are already beaten.

Colloquialism:

Whoa, how do I start? Basically everyone who is not a winner. Just so many losers who think they are great when the resume is Nil.

by Loseritis 26 June, 2023

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Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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Ned Flanders kind of candy ass brand of Christianity.

Colloquialism:

Sorry, not into Whiteanity. No, fuck that. Spare me the nonesense.

by Ned Flanders 29 June, 2024

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Ohio State QB with a major gambling addiction and incarceration.

Colloquialism:

So you won the first time, don't do an Art Schlicter and waste your millions on a gambling addiction and go to jail for it.

by Anita Barney 31 January, 2025

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Definition:

A creole way of saying "F U."

Colloquialism:

Fug You!

by Duck That 4 July, 2024

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Long African name for the murderer of Felicia Johnson.

Colloquialism:

Damn, dat is a mouthful ya dig. Chukwuebuka Nwubodo is one cold dude. Pray for the Johnson family.

by On the Run 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Sex parties fueled with drugs, male prostitution, whereby Sean P. Diddy combs would blackmail and film party goers.

Colloquialism:

Sean P. Diddy gone to jail and get hurt in prison after all de Freak Offs exposed.

by Cell Block 4 20 September, 2024

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Definition:

When old men groove with underage girls at dance mixers located inside of hotels, private islands, and street alleys in Latin America or Asia.

Colloquialism:

Colonal Sanders knows better than to be pervervin' with underagers in Cartagena, Colombia.

by File the Pedo 12 October, 2023

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Definition:

A sick girl from China.

Colloquialism:

Joke: What you call a sick girl from China? Answer: Wuhan! I don't care if it's Mulan or Kung Fu Panda, but Wuhan ain't on my future travel plan list.

by Covidiots 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

Coconut oil for the ass and body on a beach day.

Colloquialism:

Those shiny butts are glistening with Assoline at the beach today.

by Glossary 30 September, 2023

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