Definition:
The night you was up late into the wee hours of the morning staring at Internet Porn.
Colloquialism:
Good Porning young lad, did you get any sleep? I heard you was awake til 6 am!
by Naked & Afraid 17 September, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
When a man wants to be married to a virgin.
Colloquialism:
No Hymen; No Diamond! Hahaha.
by Virgin Galactic 26 July, 2024
Definition:
Cold blooded hispanic rapist.
Colloquialism:
Ariel Castro is one sick bastard! Disgusting, evil monster for kidnapping three girls. dead giveaway. pretty lil white girl in the arms of a black man? dead giveaway. call 911 amanda berry.
by Charles Ramsey 30 December, 2025
Definition:
NBA bench player who influenced his own player prop bets by faking injury.
Colloquialism:
They did a Johntay Porter? What's dat? Big bet cashed with irregular bets. The SportsCrook don't want you to win. They'll ban and limit you. Hit up each casino one by one.
by Michael Porter Jr. 1 November, 2024
Definition:
Fictitious award ceremony for recipients of the greatest rapists in history.
Colloquialism:
Jeet hindupani won a vra! what's a vra? duh, it's only like a grammy in rapist jargon! you mean the Victory Rape Awards? bingo like his name o.
by I Did It! 12 December, 2025
Definition:
People who don't contribute.
Colloquialism:
She's effin Dead Weight. Not on the payroll, contributes nothing, no value.
by Chet Steadmen 14 August, 2024
Definition:
Buying miracles with filthy lucre.
Colloquialism:
There goes the Catholics trying to buy miracles with prayer beads, talk about some weird kind of Simony! "Oh Simony! I just bought be a miracle with money that will perish."
by Simon Magus 7 July, 2023
Definition:
Gay black men in the closet.
Colloquialism:
So I got divorced and went to Houston and was hanging out with my friend Chris, he confessed to me he was on the down low and wanted my balls! I was like God, get me out of here!
by I'm Out of Here! 7 September, 2023
Definition:
Elaborate effort to be hyper fancy.
Colloquialism:
Time to get Crinkum-Crankum back into the 21st century. To get high key with the details to go into Crinkum-Crankum mode.
by Snowbrowth 18 October, 2024
