Definition:
Side girlfriends.
Colloquialism:
When you witness your Side Chick strike up a convo with your main chick.
by Guys Got Options 1 September, 2024
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Definition:
Jumping from one relationship to the next relationship.
Colloquialism:
You had no woke up yet right? They used the Monkey Branch Method on you, and now in a new relationship with Suzy Q.
by King Louie 17 August, 2024
Definition:
Little short Jeets actin' tough.
Colloquialism:
Well, I'd thought I saw everything but here look see it's Jungle Crook Mogly flexin' his necktoralis muscles. Jungle Crook Mogly doesn't realize his own stupidity.
by Baloo & Begheera 10 November, 2026
Definition:
The act of not answering a text and blocking the number temporarily or permanently.
Colloquialism:
I Won't Answer; Only Block that stupid question of yours. Death threats? Won't Answer; Only Block!
by Asks Stupid Questions 23 July, 2024
Definition:
A marriage arrangement designed to bankrupt you at the end of the term!
Colloquialism:
Hey john , have you heard of the new investment? I just signed up to the special 25 yr term - Dollar Loss Marriaging, guaranteed to make you bankrupt! How fucking great is that?
by pronob sarker 9 July, 2023
Definition:
A baseball team that only loses.
Colloquialism:
Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.
by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025
Definition:
A transgender singer
Colloquialism:
Why's her singing voice so deep? Oh, I just figured it out, Mariah Barry! You mean like Barry White? Nah, more like on the level of, "Bariah Harry."
by Saturday's Our Anniversary 29 October, 2024
Definition:
Transhomo epidemic in Hollywood.
Colloquialism:
Yea, not into Hollyqueird! Dat jus' too much Hollyqueird foh meh. Everyting so Hollyqueird!
by Straighter 15 January, 2026
Definition:
Deport Every Indian
Colloquialism:
This ain't no Diversity, Equity, or Inclusion. We gone needa DEI dese mafuckas back to Jeetville. I be talkin' bout that DEI igga shita deport every indian mafuckas befoh they kill airyone with bad body odor, tech jobs, and scam centers nigs.
by Jus' Jeet It 1 April, 2026
Definition:
Shitty Cyber security firm that is known for the Blue Screen of Death on July 18, 2024.
Colloquialism:
CrowdStrike Sux. Hate hackers! Going to start my own cyber security company.
by Evil Wins 19 July, 2024