Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Distractions. People that are delusional and are on the Wrong Side Of History.

Colloquialism:

Lots of Siders who are not in the tradition and have no clue what they are doing in life. Instagram is about 99% Siders, but free peak of that ass, okay I'll give it a shake. Fuckin' Siders.

by Inside Man 20 July, 2025

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Fictional planet writers who talk about the eventual failed mission to mars.

Colloquialism:

Wow, if Faturn and Stupider chime in again Wacko Jacko won't be able to do the Moon Walk, while secretely raping kids at Never Never Land.

by Blue Origin 31 May, 2025

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That Jewish arrogant annoying unbeliever commentator Ben Shapiro who just thinks he knows it all.

Colloquialism:

Damn, that Jewish motherfucker Den Crapzero is so annoying. Doesn't even believe in Christ or the NT, but loves to rattle how great he is. Talk about one egotistical prick. I'd beat the shit out of him if I could.

by Well Informed 26 August, 2023

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Definition:

False prophecies; false prophets.

Colloquialism:

Meh not sho wat dat mon sayin' but he speakin frum de Unholy Lible, readin" straight frum Rebelations 6:66.

by Unprophetic Speakers 28 August, 2025

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Some crazy illegal named Juan who uses a blow torch to cause fires in LA.

Colloquialism:

Same guys who think they can control the earth's temperature can't stop Blow Torch Juan from causing fires in LA.

by Pasedana & Altadena 19 January, 2025

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The spelling B champ from India.

Colloquialism:

There's awkard Vinasa, the new India B, spelling champ 3 years in a row.

by Smarty Pants 2 July, 2023

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When two or more people decide to kill themselves in an act of suicide at the same time.

Colloquialism:

Was it a double homicide or Duocide? I am not sure, if it was a Duocide, all I know is they are dead, and it does not look like foul play.

by Man Slaughter 10 August, 2023

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Definition:

A high quality player; a ladies man.

Colloquialism:

There's that HQP Coolie Mac; boy he is always dating a fine woman.

by High Quality Player 3 July, 2023

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A demon inpersonating an alien, in Scientology's creative fiction of their false religion. He is described as a planetary ruler some 70 million years ago who brought billions of Aliens to Earth and killed them with thermonuclear weapons.

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Pretty fuckin' ridiculous how Xenu the alien became the ruler of the Earth in a religion that was created in the 1960's! You shittin' me? Xenu that demon is part of Lientology's soteriology!

by Herd Immunity 7 October, 2023

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A sarcastic salutation telling someone to quit robbing.

Colloquialism:

Aight babe, "Rob Less You." And I love me too. :)

by Swami Smoothsayer 27 March, 2025

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