Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a girl sends you a request to buy them a dress only to find out they wore the dress with some other guy to the movies.

Colloquialism:

Karoline asked for a red dress. I said, "No." What's with all these dress requests? Sounds like financial suicide to me.

by Cross Dresser 16 July, 2023

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Dumb ass white liberal women who speak negatively about men like David, Solomon, or Abraham.

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Damn, just saw another weak ass video featuring those lame ass "Sex Fighters" stopping another man of color from the rendezvoux at about two. The "Sex Fighters" fight about about having sex. The whole point is to make love, be merry, and enjoy life not living in squalor, misery, and sexless repression.

by Dunkin' Donutz 6 August, 2023

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Definition:

A person who can’t decide on anything; unpredictable.

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That Sometimish Coolie down in San Fernando never be on time. Waitin on him like 12 hours.

by Hurry Up! 26 June, 2023

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Atheist agnostic scholar (Bart Ehrman) who is playing on the Devil's team.

Colloquialism:

Fart Error Man smells of agnostic atheism. Fart Error Man is so indeterminate his smelly religion of I Don't Know anything skepticism reeks like a New York sewer alley. Fart Error Man sells books on doubting Christ. What a terrible idea? Great living! Working for the enemy.

by Fart Error Man 8 October, 2023

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Hand gesturing by putting your hands up and squeezing your index and pointer finger down to put emphasis around a word or phrase you are talking about.

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Martin Lawrence be doing the Air Quote in the movie Bad Boys 4. Is the Air Quote needed on this talk?

by Mockupedia 22 June, 2024

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World War 3 started on October 7th, 2023 when Hamas committed acts of terror on Israel.

Colloquialism:

Get ready for WW3 because it's definitely coming.

by Iron Dome 30 October, 2023

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An elaborate tale of more lies to sell fake value in the marketplace.

Colloquialism:

Debt Grantham, you used to sell real estate, now you are Selling Lies to pay the bills. Is it Selling Lies or living in truth?

by Wasatch 25 August, 2024

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Worst college football program in NCAA Division 1 Football.

Colloquialism:

And who deserves the award for the saddest college football program ever? The honor goes to our beloved Kent State!

by Tucky 12 November, 2024

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Definition:

White guys who try to play god and kill you and your career.

Colloquialism:

Whole bunch of Tyler Robinson Jr. out there. Tryna kill me and my career before I'm age 31. Shit they iz Tyler Robinson Jr. in that white Maga crowd, muthafucka.

by Charlie Kirk 26 September, 2025

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Definition:

Typically critical

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You divorced to so why be so Typocritical?

by K. Diddly 20 November, 2024

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