Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Brothel; Bordello

Colloquialism:

Yea, I been to that Fuckotel Blackbeard's in Puerto Plata, DR.

by Why You Jockin' Me? 1 December, 2025

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Definition:

Not For Long!

Colloquialism:

Mon's NFL, only did a year after ACL, Meniscus, and 2 concussions. It's NFL.

by Injury Update 29 August, 2024

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Definition:

A college football program heavily funded by Nike that never wins a national championship.

Colloquialism:

Oregon Sucks! Don't forget the Oregon Sucks have Donald Duck as their mascot! Without all that Nike money where would the Oregon Sucks be?

by Voodoo Doughnut 25 September, 2023

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Definition:

When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.

Colloquialism:

I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"

by Slugger 17 September, 2023

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Definition:

Primary evil guy in a movie, a corporate scandal, or flawed leader of a country.

Colloquialism:

Prime Sinister Liz Truss is absolutely the worst PM ever. Only lasted 45 days in the UK. The Chief Whip and her deputy resigned, only to be persuaded to carry on overnight.

by Power Corrupts 28 November, 2024

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Definition:

The land of the unhappy people.

Colloquialism:

Happy Valley, Oregon? No, more like Unhappy Valley, Philadelphia!

by Napper Crapper 7 November, 2024

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Definition:

Old women

Colloquialism:

Vivica A. Fox is the definition of Old Carp tryna ack like a sprat.

by King Fisher 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

A fake Brasilian.

Colloquialism:

There goes that Falsoleiro. Always wearing Brazilian gear like he's Brazilian and trying to speak shitty portuguese! Total Falsoleiro. Not a real Brazilian.

by The Falsoleiro 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Curses, no perks, no good.

Colloquialism:

Ya'll can keep your Unblessings for yourselves.

by Jokey Mon 25 November, 2025

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