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Definition:

Usually a very good looking women who uses devilish techniques to extract money from men of any age.

Colloquialism:

There's that Chapiadora Bianca Wonderlegs, always taken money from the Italians and Germans here in Puerto Plata. I heard that Chapiadora took millions from that ballplaying brotha a few years ago. Nigga, stay away from Chape (Chapiadora).

by Chape Chape Chape 2 July, 2023

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Deported. Sent back to your country. Green card revoked. Get out!

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The USA needs to start issuing more red cards like dem referees in soccer for the Red Card Holders. Red Card Holders need to get out.

by JD Advance 14 March, 2025

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The fake fortune tellers who read demonic tarot cards and perform occultic practices to steal money from their targets.

Colloquialism:

Poortune Sellers be making the dumb asses who use them broker and even more desperately lost. Damn Poortune Sellers lying teeth and selling future scams.

by Fake Lies 29 July, 2023

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Suffering while the prayer download is buffering up to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

Man, ya'll sometimes I feel like the Duffering takes way too long for some of these prayers to get answered at the Throne of God. And let the Duffering begin!

by Can I Get a Prayer Answered? 25 July, 2025

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People who be doing wrong like it's a fashion style.

Colloquialism:

Here de Problem: Crimers, Wrongers, and Badders!

by Wrongly Brothers 2 January, 2025

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The fake Pali, or triple basket of wisdom sayings by the Hists, who trip to error never striding for the truth.

Colloquialism:

Tripitaka just a notha fake. Can the Tripitaka really compare to the Bible? Uh, the answer is no!

by Fake Purse 1 November, 2023

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Cult hero, famed bad boy in the movie Fight Club, played by Brad Pitt.

Colloquialism:

When I grow up, I'm gonna be Tyler Durden and kick your ass.

by Edward Norton 27 August, 2024

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A perverted robot.

Colloquialism:

Sexbots, clone whores, falling in love with computers, AI relationships, and now Pervitron. It's getting weird out there yall. People is crazy. Nobot love for me. Pervitron looks at me like that one more time he'll be muted and tossed into recycleville.

by R2D2 28 July, 2025

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Ponzi schemer who stole 65 billion.

Colloquialism:

I hate white collar criminals like Bernard Madoff! Thank God they caught Madoff! How many people can you hurt ya damn Madoff!

by Madoff with Billions 26 June, 2023

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Dumb ass Prime Minister of England who looks like Harry in the movie Dumb and Dumber.

Colloquialism:

There goes the worst prime minister in England's history that total dumb as Boris "Dumb and Dumber" Johnson.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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