Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The last of the stans.

Colloquialism:

And Backistan is in last place in human development. What's new? It's Backistan failing at everything. I don't know whose worse? Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan or Backistan? All I know is it's the back of the line for Backistan!

by Trashy Times 3 September, 2024

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Sleepin' with the maid; having kids out of wedlock.

Colloquialism:

Boy Arnold, ain't it great being the Governator. Just cover up all the maids you did, and hiding little Arnie that looks just like you.

by Exposing Lies 26 June, 2023

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Nickname for Raoul Bowman, the Costa Mesa Kid.

Colloquialism:

The Bowstar and I run circles round the Willow and Aspen at the Boys & Girls Club

by Coolie Mac 27 August, 2024

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When old men groove with underage girls at dance mixers located inside of hotels, private islands, and street alleys in Latin America or Asia.

Colloquialism:

Colonal Sanders knows better than to be pervervin' with underagers in Cartagena, Colombia.

by File the Pedo 12 October, 2023

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Blood Sausage

Colloquialism:

Down in New Orleans we eat blood sausage called Boudin Noir in France.

by Debt Grantham 4 February, 2025

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When your government officials just let all the illegals take for the granted the system.

Colloquialism:

All these "grants" now living in the country are taking for granted what everyone else worked so hard to build over the centuries.

by Grant 26 June, 2023

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The Jewish FTX scammer

Colloquialism:

Well if it isn't Scam ConMan Greed, hope that polyamorous scamming bastard goes to jail for 150 years!

by Charles Ponzi 13 July, 2023

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Insider Traitors at a Mexico resort condominium who knowingly purchased bodegas so they could accumulate other properties on the cheap that were part of the deal with the Ponzi Developer.

Colloquialism:

Duke and Dauphin, Bonnie & Clyde, and Ananias & Sapphira ain't got nuttin' on Scam & Faily. The unethical white duo are Lucifer's best friends. Can I have a terrace? What about a bodega? Add the gym? Scam & Faily strike again.

by La Ventana View 27 October, 2024

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Don't bleach your skin.

Colloquialism:

You want to bleach your skin than procreate with Lighty. As for me and my household we shall tan at the No Bleach Zone.

by Reap What You Sow 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

All the made up lies a homeless girl tells you at Pioneer Square trying to get more money out of an unsuspecting passerby.

Colloquialism:

There's Pawnee Fables on the street corner lying to passerbys for more coin, smokes, and hash. "Hi, I'm Pawnee Fables, and my gerbal is sick, can you give me some money?" "Hi, I'm Pawnee and I need to go to Seattle, but I don't have any money, can I have yours?"

by Pawn Star 19 July, 2023

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