The effeminates that try to date a divorced man who is honestly seeking counseling for their distress from dissolution.
Man, I was jus' seeking counseling not going on a date with you, Christian Faggot! I remember when I got divorced had no idea that Chris, part of my bridal group was actually a Christian Faggot
by Divorce Gay Daters 3 December, 2024
Falling asleep after the dopamine hit.
Dude, went into a Sex Coma after the Bone Dance.
by Dopamine Hits 12 December, 2023
The light skinned mulatto cook working indoors instead of outdoors, more polished but still too deferential.
You'd a been workin' the fields, Nah, I'd a been just a House Nigga.
by Negrows 13 July, 2023
Iman Shumpert
Damn, Ma Humpert got played by Teyana Fail Her. He used to be the Man now we jus' call him Ma Humpert after the Big Simp role he played to his death on the Teyana Jail Her Show.
by Condado Puerto Rico 14 March, 2025
How independent contractors, scammers, Fake Businesses, charlatans, fraudsters lure someone to give them money, and than are never to be found again, keeping that money at bay.
How you fell for The Sick Game Of Keep Away! Yea, I fell for that scam already by Judas Khanna Jr., Broke Solo Cody from Kansas, and Ed the fake contractor. Give me back my money! The Sick Game Of Keep Away continues.
by Charles Fraudzi 20 November, 2024
Evil dead killer police bots programmed to kill human beings.
Watch out foh dem Killer Cop Bots killin' you in plain sight.
by Materialistic World 20 August, 2024
Drunk Driving
Roger failed the drunk driver test while he was cited for Blurpendicular intoxication.
by Craig Fredericks 4 August, 2024
Flamboyant Christian sermons preached by preachers who claim the double annointing.
I guess the Double Annointers want me to be Elisha too? Alright Elijah, lay it on me and give me that double annointing. I want to be a Double Annointer too! 😃 Look, yall, I already followed Elijah and got the double annointing, so unless there is a quadruple annointing I got my double annointing.
by Frankincense & Myrhh 17 April, 2025
The Ugly Hindu Shortstop who plays for the Fly Slop Yankees in the Stinky Tunnel World Series of Shit - Game 7 of absolute buttfunk.
Well if it ain't Parekh Jeeter stankifying his uniform, the stadium, the batting cage, the dugout, and basepaths with all that Sikh Punjabi aromatic fragrance.
by Barbarian Body Oil 14 November, 2025
