Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A Canadian who thinks he’s an American, but does not have American quality.

Colloquialism:

The guy from Toronto has jokes, but he Jokes Like Russell. Not one of us.

by Russell Peters 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

The fake Pali, or triple basket of wisdom sayings by the Hists, who trip to error never striding for the truth.

Colloquialism:

Tripitaka just a notha fake. Can the Tripitaka really compare to the Bible? Uh, the answer is no!

by Fake Purse 1 November, 2023

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Definition:

Final Slut Pro

Colloquialism:

Well, look what we got here? The Scorty Thieves are back at the Aria pick up bar searching for Fry Her Tux to get on the Sea-Do.

by Sinnerella 1 September, 2025

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Definition:

Girl who cries all the time.

Colloquialism:

There’s no crying in baseball, you little cryer.

by No Crying In Baseball 29 June, 2023

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Definition:

Indlish, terrible verbage, AI fake profiles, fake English names, Du anger, scam centers, pagan ways, terrible scents, cigarette smoke, phishing hack attacks, bindis, elephant worship.

Colloquialism:

Jeetsons lying about just everything. Total Scam Center full of Jeetsons.

by Hurricane Scammy 31 March, 2026

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Definition:

A reserve bank account designed to pay for all the stupidity you will have to pay in this world indicative of your stupidity or the stupidity of others.

Colloquialism:

Had to make anotha draw from the Stupid Account for all the stupid choices of the human race, I included. Oh yea, I keep at least 10k in my Stupid Account for idiotville.

by Scammers Paradise 18 July, 2024

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Definition:

Jews who seem humble and stay behind the scenes having a monopoly on money.

Colloquialism:

Those Jew Yorkers have a ton of Jewmility.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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Definition:

Someone who is still around. Old fogey. OG type. The Great Great Grandma!

Colloquialism:

Hey Pastor, she's a Laster like a centenerian. 101 years old.

by Living it up 21 August, 2024

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Definition:

Gettin' pussy on demand.

Colloquialism:

He plays shortstop for the Yankees, that position will earn him a lot of Tommy Hilfinger with that.

by Money Works 30 July, 2024

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Definition:

Prostitutes in Amsterdam that perform mechanical lifeless sex.

Colloquialism:

Amster Damn, these bitches be fine in Netherlands, but what the hell? The sex is so boring.

by Amster Damn 26 June, 2023

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