Definition:
When an athlete commits such a heinous act they go to jail for their crime.
Colloquialism:
There's the Wander dude, wandering with underagers! Used to play baseball now that nigga's playin' Jailball!
by Mr. Quids 17 August, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
When strippers pole dance and twirl in a ring on stage.
Colloquialism:
She brought it to a whole new level with her Stripnastics. Girls, definitely got Stripnastic skills on the dance pole.
by Marcy 8 August, 2024
Definition:
The guy that stays at home and does whatever he can to please his overbearing wife.
Colloquialism:
She got herself a Simp Daddy. Last thing I want to be is a Simp Daddy. I ain't no Simp Daddy. I'm da Pimp Daddy and my daughter's virginity is for sale at 3 million bucks when she turns 21.
by Daddy Simp 27 February, 2025
Definition:
When your woman gives you sex for something that you did for her.
Colloquialism:
Josephine says, "Hey Shaka, I'll give you a Bedroom Payout if you do clean my roof gutter." Shaka responds, "I will accept the Bedroom Payout."
by Bed Work 14 July, 2023
Definition:
Point of Sale tipping machines that opt you into a fake service.
Colloquialism:
Say no to Tipflation. Fuck Tipflation. I'm out.
by POS 9 August, 2024
Definition:
Asking a person of the opposite sex to come over to bang.
by Hot Pocket 17 August, 2024
Definition:
Disposal income for wine, women, and song.
Colloquialism:
Forget the trust fund for my nepo babies, spending that Lust Fund before my heirs blow my hardwork and genius on drugs, booze, and hookers. you gotta have a Lust Fund when living in amsterdam.
by Van Damme These Bitches! 31 December, 2025
Definition:
Desire to grow up and be a better bitch.
Colloquialism:
Za game plan? Get Ambitchious and never quit the hustle fussel. She's annoying and super Ambitchious!
by Granny Spills 30 December, 2025
Definition:
Sexing all night long.
Colloquialism:
Babe and I were Bone Dancin' like rattle me bones.
by Rattle Me Bones 20 February, 2026